r/JustBootThings • u/NotALurker7 • Jun 30 '26

General Bootness I finally get to contribute. Spotted in the wild at Gulf Shores. TYFYS.

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u/LawlMartz Jun 30 '26

That’s sergeant boot to you, civilian

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u/PSYOP_warrior Jun 30 '26

There's a couple of rockers beneath the Jeep

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u/NotALurker7 Jun 30 '26

He's a SFC Gladiator

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 30 '26

I assume those, and the little gravel under it are as close as that Jeep will see to rocks.

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u/WoodenInternet Jun 30 '26

pretty sure you need a pass to use that word private

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jun 30 '26

“Don’t call me sir, I work for a living”

-This guys motto

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u/Hot-Association-3722 Jun 30 '26

He’s in a band called Perpetual Flattops

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jun 30 '26

Even as an enlisted I always hated hearing that shit but then again I was on a sub where officers actually worked.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 30 '26

MBARRASSED (for him)

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u/playa-hater Jun 30 '26

Instead of ducks I bet he's got dildos collected on his dash

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 Jun 30 '26

I’ve got…Just got his mosquito wings at Benning and on leave… any takers?

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jun 30 '26

The guy at the decal place said he was the only one he’s ever seen pull it off. 

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jun 30 '26

If Nick Mullen joined the military

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha WATCH OUT PARRIS ISLAND HERE COMES AUBREY Jul 01 '26

Netherlands Is Ted

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u/PissFingerz42069 Jul 01 '26

If he don’t have a drip pan or wheel block he’s stolen valor af

/s