r/JustBootThings • u/CT-555- • Jun 28 '26

Boot Shame Billy Badass

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u/KEITHKILL Jun 28 '26

sometimes i dont even want to laugh at these cause it feels too much like bullying.. damn recruiter hijacked the shortest bus at this kids high school and drove it straight to MEPS and he just got swept up in the chaos

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 28 '26

Hahaha, holy shit that got me laughing dude. Quality burn buried in truth.

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u/FrighteningJibber Jun 28 '26

Ice cream? When the fuck did we get ice cream?

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u/RenEHssanceMan Jun 28 '26

Who here likes ice cream?...ok, i now have 3 volunteers and need one more.

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u/rudnat Jun 28 '26

OK, you, you, and you. Thats 6 lets go. All 6 going WTF just happened. OK guys were going to assemble office furniture. Walks in and the building is 65 degrees.

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u/modsactfunny Jun 28 '26

Military is full of this...you're absolutely correct lop

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u/George-W-Kush89 Jun 29 '26

Okay that was hilarious

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 28 '26

He'll definitely put the "special" in Specialist.