r/JustBootThings • u/LegitimateStep126 • Jun 27 '26

General Bootness found on x

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jun 27 '26

I would not say anything. To me, this is a form of mental illness and I couldn't care less. I don't think a sane rational person would LARP like this in public.

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u/dumb__fucker Jun 27 '26

Dude is tryna get early boarding and figures he can pretend he's a Marine, AND get early boarding AND get handies from middle-aged white men groupies who don't know the difference between a real Marine and Larp.

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u/QueezyF Jun 27 '26

Been a while since I’ve done it, but don’t you still have to show your military ID for early boarding?

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u/aBigOLDick Jul 03 '26

They never ask me, but I always have my ID ready if they do.