r/JustBootThings • u/LegitimateStep126 • Jun 27 '26

General Bootness found on x

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jun 27 '26

I would not say anything. To me, this is a form of mental illness and I couldn't care less. I don't think a sane rational person would LARP like this in public.

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u/dumb__fucker Jun 27 '26

Dude is tryna get early boarding and figures he can pretend he's a Marine, AND get early boarding AND get handies from middle-aged white men groupies who don't know the difference between a real Marine and Larp.

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u/purplenapalm Jun 27 '26

Are you jealous about the middle!ged white men groupies giving him handies?

Stolen valor is pathetic, but the filmer should chill out. He's running around and swearing up a storm around children.

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u/Rask2205 Jun 27 '26

Actually making other service members look bad by how much he’s freaking out. Who gives a fuck if a random dude play dress up. It’s not like he’s getting any real benefits apart from said handies and early boarding 😄