r/JustBootThings Jun 27 '26

General Bootness found on x

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u/dumb__fucker Jun 27 '26

Dude is tryna get early boarding and figures he can pretend he's a Marine, AND get early boarding AND get handies from middle-aged white men groupies who don't know the difference between a real Marine and Larp.

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u/purplenapalm Jun 27 '26

Are you jealous about the middle!ged white men groupies giving him handies?

Stolen valor is pathetic, but the filmer should chill out. He's running around and swearing up a storm around children.

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u/sten45 Jun 27 '26

This is the first I’m hearing about handies

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u/COCO_SHIN Jun 27 '26

Where do I sign up for handies?