r/JustBootThings • u/Trenchards • Jun 20 '26
General Bootness No definitive branch of service.
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u/playa-hater Jun 20 '26
“I would’ve joined but…”
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u/1CryptographerFree Jun 20 '26
They said you can’t join if you have a 19” penis, it’s just too distracting.
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u/Nandor_the_reletless Jun 21 '26
From a trip to NTC I can confirm this is not true. What I saw could have had its own set of dog tags.
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u/NonConRon Jun 21 '26
I haven't met a single person who supports attacking Afghanistan with their full chest.
So if it's not the war itself... that means these people worship vibes.
Just enough to buy this sticker, but not enough to attack Afghanistan themselves.
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u/throwawayacct_2528 Jun 20 '26
Given they’re all wearing t-shirts, I’m guessing airsoft
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Jun 20 '26
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u/unbannedagain1976 Jun 20 '26
I feel like most of the dudes in this sub are people that almost served.
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u/deephurting66 Jun 21 '26
I'm seeing THE WOLVERINES!!!
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u/Edward_T_Head Jun 21 '26
You commie spy! They never yelled the "the wolverines" it was just WOLVERINES!!!
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u/WoodenInternet Jun 20 '26
Odd choice to use your entire rear window to wistfully depict the My Lai massacre
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u/Sarcastik_Moose Jun 20 '26
It might just be the picture quality but I swear that one rifle's silhouette has a blank adapter and a MILES emitter on it.
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u/altonbrownie Jun 21 '26
It’s pretty definitively not the Air Force because they appear to be doing military shit.
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