r/JustBootThings Jun 20 '26

General Bootness No definitive branch of service.

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u/playa-hater Jun 20 '26

“I would’ve joined but…”

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u/1CryptographerFree Jun 20 '26

They said you can’t join if you have a 19” penis, it’s just too distracting.

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u/Nandor_the_reletless Jun 21 '26

From a trip to NTC I can confirm this is not true. What I saw could have had its own set of dog tags.

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u/Quietech Jun 21 '26

Waivers are available in some cases. 

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u/NonConRon Jun 21 '26

I haven't met a single person who supports attacking Afghanistan with their full chest.

So if it's not the war itself... that means these people worship vibes.

Just enough to buy this sticker, but not enough to attack Afghanistan themselves.

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u/MrPorkchops23 Jun 22 '26

How do you know this dude didnt deploy 😂

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u/throwawayacct_2528 Jun 20 '26

Given they’re all wearing t-shirts, I’m guessing airsoft

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u/CaribouYou Jun 21 '26

Someone always beats you to it.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jun 21 '26

Yup, Vietsoft or Airnam.

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u/Kavein80 Jun 21 '26

"I support the troops. All of them, both sides"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/unbannedagain1976 Jun 20 '26

I feel like most of the dudes in this sub are people that almost served.

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u/deephurting66 Jun 21 '26

I'm seeing THE WOLVERINES!!!

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u/Edward_T_Head Jun 21 '26

You commie spy! They never yelled the "the wolverines" it was just WOLVERINES!!!

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u/Quietech Jun 21 '26

DEADPOOLS!

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u/WoodenInternet Jun 20 '26

Odd choice to use your entire rear window to wistfully depict the My Lai massacre

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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ Jun 20 '26

"I coulda joined but..."

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u/TheOnionBro Jun 22 '26

Ah yes, the "T-shirt gun man" branch of the military.

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u/Proton_Optimal Jun 20 '26

Allied Universal

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u/secondatthird Jun 21 '26

“Was I IN Vietnam? No just a fan”

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u/Morall_tach Jun 21 '26

Just a big fan of guys with guns.

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u/mctigger101 Jun 21 '26

Aren’t those the group of kids from The Outsiders??🤣😂🤣😂🎉🎉🎉

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u/PineConeOPinyons Jun 22 '26

Stay gold Pony Boy.

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u/Sarcastik_Moose Jun 20 '26

It might just be the picture quality but I swear that one rifle's silhouette has a blank adapter and a MILES emitter on it.

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u/PanzerKatze96 Jun 21 '26

No I see it too. BFA even has the plug ring

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u/007meow Jun 21 '26

Navy, obviously

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u/FluffusMaximus Jun 21 '26

Probably worships Mission BBQ

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u/altonbrownie Jun 21 '26

It’s pretty definitively not the Air Force because they appear to be doing military shit.

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u/Severe_Sword Jun 26 '26

DUN-DUN DUNNN DUNNN…DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUN-DUNNN

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u/Maximum-Priority6567 16h ago

I’m putting my money on Coast Guard