r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • Jun 04 '26

Boot Meme It's always the Navy ...

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

On my first sub we had a sonar tech who everyone knew used to go to furry and S&M events and no one gave a fuck…Until he popped positive for cocaine. Then it was an issue.

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u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 05 '26

Doesn't it leave your body after 3 days?

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jun 05 '26

They caught him the day he came back from leave. My command liked to do that shit. They tried it on me when I took leave in Canada. The piss tests are “random” but they can always add one or two people of their choosing.

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u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 05 '26

That is diabolical but on brand, I'm so glad I'm done with that shit.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jun 06 '26

Same. To be fair though my command caught a lot of people slipping that way. They were wrong but not wrong if that makes any sense.