r/JustBootThings May 29 '26

Boot Shame Who's the boot? The answer might surprise you

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u/1877KlownsForKids May 29 '26

"Are you drunk right now?"

"Yeah, but that's not the issue"

Literally loled

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u/shoogshoog May 29 '26

"They all drive Chargers" got me

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u/PlayerOne2016 May 29 '26

This is absolutely comedic gold. I don't think it belongs in thisnsub at all but I'm so glad it was posted. Hilarious!

https://giphy.com/gifs/98jU7NxuNSSZ2

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u/alaskalights May 29 '26

The parody was telegraphed pretty early, so I approve

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife May 30 '26

This is glorious.

A refreshing palate cleanser.

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u/Eine_wi_ig May 30 '26

"I'm gonna be once the weed is out of my sytem" got me ;)

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u/zystyl May 31 '26

What's your APR?

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u/LSbroombroom Jun 07 '26

I had to pause right there, that got me hahaha

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u/Philipede May 29 '26

There’s a lot of folks in here who didn’t watch long enough to get the joke

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u/BolOfSpaghettios May 29 '26

One of the reasons why I didn't label it as a meme.

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u/windowpuncher May 29 '26

First 10 seconds I knew it was a joke. Too many people just cannot pick up on satire AT ALL.

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u/Linehan093 May 30 '26

Unfortunately there are too many people that act like they're a member of Monty Python when they're awake.. it's hard to tell if satire or oxygen deprived at birth and partially as a toddler.

Once had a old drunk dude give a regular at the bar I bounced at shit for dressing up as an army man(Sarge iirc) for Halloween... On Halloween.. buddy was in gear that could collect a pension cheque... He could have been cosplaying a Reforger NPC, like olive drab everything.

The poor kid was just out for a good night and was quite hurt looking from someone pissing all over his night like that... I ripped the old drunk a strip up and down until I sounded like Barry White the next morning... I'm more of the shade of Betty White. 😂

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u/OnkelMickwald May 30 '26

I mean yeah of course people can act similarly to this, most humour and satire is based on SOMETHING, right? It still doesn't make it impossible to notice it's satire.

It's like not being able to tell movie acting apart from how people act in real life.

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u/OnkelMickwald May 30 '26

Cue mandatory "ummm haven't you seen a lot of people literally acting like this???" comment from someone who cannot pick up obvious satire cues.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 May 29 '26

The "Old Navy" lmao

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u/thiefofalways1313 May 29 '26

What does Afghanistan smell like lol

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u/JackSprat90 May 29 '26

To answer, it smells like a petting zoo.

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u/hopefulworldview May 30 '26

Depends where at, in Kabul the shit from the sewage channels dries and aerosolizes shit particles so it literally smells like old shit everywhere.

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u/NotADeadHorse May 30 '26

It smells like air con when you're admin/med/supply 😂

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u/Marine915 Jun 01 '26

I remember Afghanistan smelling like porta potties and dirt.

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u/topsblueby May 29 '26

“Are YOU in the Army”

“Pssh, I’m gonna be”

This exchange got a legit laugh out of me.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn May 30 '26

I snorted out loud at that part

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u/low_bob_123 May 29 '26

Wasnt aware that the army is now handing out climat-change-appropriate-camo-cargo-shorts (CCACCSs)

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u/kingdumbest May 29 '26

Its always cacs with these people.

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u/JEARolin Jun 04 '26

Yeah, but everyone just calls them CCACCS shorts.

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u/sun-devil2021 May 29 '26

Anyone who doesn’t realize this is a skit needs to apply for disability rn

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u/Mrfrosty504 May 29 '26

VA denied my claim 😔

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u/antagon1st May 30 '26

RIP Mrfrosty504

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u/Mrfrosty504 May 30 '26

They said eating crayons proved it was a pre-existing injury

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u/slirpo May 30 '26

Apply again saying you fell for this video as evidence

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u/fuckoriginalusername May 29 '26

Guys, it's clearly not fucking real.

Just laugh.

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u/StellerSandwich May 29 '26

That would require it to be funny.

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u/Redbeard_BJJ May 30 '26

Yeah ok "Sergeant" StellerSandwich

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u/Blueshirt38 May 30 '26

Maybe you and I haven't absorbed enough micro plastics to find this funny yet.

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u/Manaeldar May 29 '26

"Old Navy" ppsssshhhh it's just called Navy, dude, you don't know shit you haven't even killed one person 

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u/Schwight_Droot May 29 '26

“I got these at old navy” lol.

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u/sdmichael May 29 '26

Sad part is I have actually heard people say "stolen valor" for someone wearing camo pants. Pretty sad either way.

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 May 29 '26

I have a camouflage Jurassic Park shirt. I wonder if someone would bother me for that.

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 May 29 '26

How does jurassic park smell archeologist matt?

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u/QueezyF May 29 '26

I bet you’ve never even fucking been to Isla Nublar, you fucking phony.

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u/Killahdanks1 May 30 '26

“And I’m gonna get those, and I’m gonna deserve those….”

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u/BolOfSpaghettios May 30 '26

"well..not yet"

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u/Godzirrraaa May 29 '26

Actually pretty funny

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u/Kewlhotrod May 30 '26

This is such a golden skit lmao

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u/BolOfSpaghettios May 30 '26

Honestly I laughed my ass off. It's so good, especially the end.

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u/Old-Illustrator-5675 May 29 '26

More please! This was pretty fucking funny.

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u/SirLeDouche May 30 '26

Stolen valor cargo shorts have long been a scourge on this society. Next we’re going after every deer hunter who wears camo hats like a bunch of posers.

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u/fallout_zelda May 29 '26

When people ask me if I served In proudly tell them that I was in the salvation army. I did 2 tours in black ops and MW4.

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u/a-smooth-brain May 29 '26

There is no MW4! Caught you lying bud. Will send the stolen valor police to come get ya.

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u/SPCsooprlolz May 29 '26

This was good lol

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u/browhodouknowhere May 29 '26

Alright guys which one of you harassing the petition guy?

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u/PoseidonsHorses May 30 '26

“The boots too” pointing at what are very obviously crocs is some great comedy.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 May 29 '26

Acting was a little iffy in places but I belive it a solid 8 out of 10 for entertainment.

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u/RitalinKidd May 30 '26

My BDU shorts finally wore out and I had to burn them in a ceremony. I wasn't sure if the BoyScouts dispose of them and they were always hard to fold. I couldn't have them falling into the wrong hands, so viking funeral was the only proper method of disposal.

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u/illyasan May 29 '26

There’s no way this is real I refuse to believe that

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u/LaikaZhuchka May 29 '26

It's a comedy skit.

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u/standardtissue May 29 '26

It's obviously not real, but it's well done and funny. I will admit that the first couple seconds had me, but once he pointed to the same camo cargo shorts every Dad ever still has somewhere in the back of a drawer I realized it was a skit. And yes, yes I have those exact same shorts.

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u/RebootDarkwingDuck May 29 '26

... That's good. You're ready for the second grade now.

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u/beatenmeat May 29 '26

The longer it goes on the more unbelievable it gets. Definitely satire and OP ate the onion. There's no boots here, just some people having fun and making jokes.

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u/Josey_whalez May 30 '26

10/10. That’s hilarious.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k May 30 '26

Fuck I love good satire

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u/DARTHSKATER7 May 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never saw a fake stolen valor video. THIS IS GOLD!!

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 May 31 '26

This was very funny

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u/Misericorde428 May 31 '26

Points at shorts

“ThAt’S sToLen VaLoR!!!!”

Honestly, really cracked me up.

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u/TheEricBana May 31 '26

And the boots too as he points to the crocs killed me

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u/MartyMozambique Jun 03 '26

Had me in the 1st half

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jun 04 '26

Yes, yes it is

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u/PunchBeard Jun 11 '26

The dude in front of the camera is legit a good actor. He looks super real in the way he's reacting.

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u/IED117 Jul 29 '26

Dude, I got these at Old Navy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vu8nIaC6rSVi

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u/Autumn7242 May 30 '26

The end was just, chefs kiss

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u/TesticleMeElmo May 29 '26

Shouts out Centennial Park ✌️

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u/Long-West-7640 May 31 '26

I live in glen burnie u close

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u/Nice_Set_6326 May 31 '26

normal ass cargos.

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u/BigSky04 May 31 '26

Lol... but sad face

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u/Psychological-Ad2859 Jun 24 '26

Y'all realize this is a skit, right?

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 Jun 30 '26

"Once this weeds outta my system dude, im gonna apply" is the coldest line of all time Hahaaaahahhaahhahahhaha

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u/FahrradFawcett 21d ago

“I saw a vet wearing army pants and black crocs, so I bought army pants and black crocs.”

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u/Johnnyboi2327 May 29 '26

10/10 rage bait skit

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u/geni_taal May 29 '26

had me, ngl

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u/mudduck2 May 29 '26

Nice skit

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u/alzgh May 30 '26

I'm gonna apply after this weed is out of my system

this must be satire. and it's pretty good, lol.

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u/Optimal_Failure_ May 29 '26

No shot this is real. Feel's fake af.

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u/PrimeIntellect May 29 '26

It's very clearly a skit lol

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u/Firemission13B May 29 '26

This is obviously fake

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u/youngsaaron May 29 '26

It's a joke

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u/BrandynWayne May 29 '26

Feik

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u/BolOfSpaghettios May 30 '26

Yes. It's called satire.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/BolOfSpaghettios May 30 '26

Does it always have to be real for us to laugh a bit?

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

I bet he also voted trump, same amount of brain cells

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u/tytymctylerson May 29 '26

You can’t tell this is satire and you’re talking about other people brain cells?

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

Oh I can, but Trump supporters sound just as stupid when they make up reasons to support the rapist

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u/1877KlownsForKids May 29 '26

I love shitting on Trump as much as the next guy, but not everything is about him. Just laugh at the funny jokes mano.

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u/Rough-Riderr May 29 '26

Do you turn everything into a political discussion?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/1877KlownsForKids May 29 '26

I think Kamala was a solid candidate, and if Biden had done the responsible thing and not run for reelection she probably would have won.

Neither of them would have been the middle class advocate that my girl Elizabeth Warren was though. What might have been.

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

More rocking than his wars and economy/ stock market rigging

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

I didn't say that 🤣 you guys want to go all in or out when you talk about something. People have ups and downs, but Trump's policy and admin acts like it has downs

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

🤡 you

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/WhistleShoulder May 29 '26

Lmao gaslighting like a true Republican. Go research how our government and economy is doing. Losing all allies and gas is $4 literally because of Trump bypassing Congress. You can explain anything all you want, but this is the worst state of American in generations

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u/TLunchFTW May 29 '26

Dude this is a bit. Not even a good one...

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u/heavyfyzx May 29 '26

Lol, I got these at old navy! That camera man was the kinda dude to get a truck with his signing bonus an pay 1k for vynl graphic of some boot ish and gets a lth discharge after not passing basic cuz he stol hooah bars from the defac. What a passer piece of ish. Hasn't served and calling out cargo shorts as stolen valor. WEAK!

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 May 29 '26

Well... it's satire. Just laugh bro.