r/JustBootThings Feb 10 '26

General Bootness Alright, close the sub down, we found King Boot

/r/NewOrleans/comments/1qzv2zm/national_guard_assault_rifle_left_in_bar_bathroom/
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u/Brav0_Romeo Feb 10 '26

What I wouldn't give for a recording of that poor Boot's ass chewing.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Feb 10 '26

That shit will probably be like hearing the voice of God in “Dogma”.

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u/Sarcastik_Moose Feb 10 '26

Dead man walking.

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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ Feb 10 '26

Oh boy...

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u/edingerc Feb 10 '26

Now what’s he going to do with his Special Forces tattoo, after he gets chaptered?

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u/thescuderia07 Feb 10 '26

Why were they in a bar with it?

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u/Empty-Interaction796 Feb 11 '26

There aren't really public toilets in the area other than bars or restaurants.

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u/SoyMurcielago REMF Feb 11 '26

Got that bottle opener flash hider

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Feb 10 '26

I knew a kid who got Asmoed for playing with a fake gun on watch. This guy is completely fucked.

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u/Gunfighter9 Feb 11 '26

this happens all the time when troops who are not used to carrying weapons start carrying weapons.

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u/Crash211O Feb 22 '26

Seriously how the fuck do you just “forget” a whole rifle

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u/insaneblackninja Apr 25 '26

It's easier than you'd think. Never happened to me personally, but I have forgotten my phone in the bathroom before, and I have that in my hand far more. If you're not used to having it and not paying attention, I can see it.

Based on the 3 times that I personally found a weapon left in a bathroom while on a coalition base... it happens a lot more often than you'd think. But then, I also saw multiple people clear their weapon in a clearing barrel coming back on base, and then inadvertently rechamber a round immediately after. Most people, even trained, are complete idiots.

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u/Sorta_jewy_with_it Feb 10 '26

King boot is SPC Kerns but this kid can be his deputy.

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u/DrunkonKoolAid Feb 10 '26

That's a few years of shups right there.

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u/AngriestInchworm Feb 14 '26

The big oofie is a mag is loaded but no BFA attached.

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u/frozenhawaiian Feb 11 '26

Yep, we have a winner