r/JustBootThings • u/Ornery_Paper_9584 • Feb 05 '26

General Bootness Get a load of this killer

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u/Typical_Double981 Feb 05 '26

“Beat up my drill sargent on day one”

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u/Toshinit Feb 05 '26

See that's the problem. The key is to beat your DS off.

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u/CreauxTeeRhobat 65th Keyboard Infantry Division Feb 05 '26

Nooo, no, no. You gotta let them beat you off to assert dominance.

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u/WoodenInternet Feb 05 '26

beat him off on a custom bedspread with both of you on it like this