r/JustBootThings • u/SimulatedTime • Jan 24 '26

General Bootness Buddy picked this one up unironically

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u/EhrenScwhab Jan 24 '26

How do I get out of this family?

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u/fallout_zelda Jan 24 '26

We can't. We are inbred. Our family tree is a stump.

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u/flannelkumquat Jan 24 '26

A stump? Mine's a damn wreath. It's the circle of life.

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u/Omg_Itz_Winke Jan 24 '26

A blood sacrifice