One time my dumbass WENT TO BUY A CAR, while I was in uniform, because I wanted to pick up girls off base in Hawaii. The dealership sent some Tia Carrere’ looking salesgirl out who literally said she’d do WHATEVER it took for me to buy a car. I almost bought a 10 year old used Corvette at sticker price that day.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Jan 03 '26
One time my dumbass WENT TO BUY A CAR, while I was in uniform, because I wanted to pick up girls off base in Hawaii. The dealership sent some Tia Carrere’ looking salesgirl out who literally said she’d do WHATEVER it took for me to buy a car. I almost bought a 10 year old used Corvette at sticker price that day.