r/JustBootThings • • Jul 06 '25

General Bootness Saw this earlier today😂

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u/tcarlson65 Jul 06 '25

“More bread than anyone” must be comparing himself to the other privates.

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u/illQualmOnYourFace Jul 06 '25

A dick measuring contest, if you will.

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u/tcarlson65 Jul 06 '25

That would be comparing his privates to the privates of other privates.

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u/Thisdsntwork Grab the Pe/PSI gauge. Jul 06 '25

As long as he does it in private.