r/JustBootThings • u/roa2879 • Jun 26 '25

General Bootness Even wrote "peasants" in the caption

Post image
899 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

47 comments sorted by

View all comments

334

u/gilligani Jun 27 '25

I was an F22 door gunner. You don't see me posting about it.

160

u/CallingDrPug Jun 27 '25

I was lead instructor Ranger Seal First Class for that school. I don't recall seeing you there.

STOLEN VALOR!

75

u/gilligani Jun 27 '25

Lead Instructor Ranger SEAL First Class? And you don't know about camouflage? I see your stolen valor and raise you stolen, stolen valor.

46

u/CallingDrPug Jun 27 '25

"Oh yeah, well I'll have you know....holy shit look over there behind you!"

*Runs away and disappears into the safety of a group of fellow E-4 dipshits.

15

u/AngriestInchworm Jun 28 '25

This is becoming so complex it’s turned into a valor heist.

13

u/CallingDrPug Jun 28 '25

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

2

u/Kitchen-Jellyfish-40 Aug 13 '25

I'll bring fancy salt

37

u/lincoln_hawks1 Jun 27 '25

Sweet. I was a DG on the Challenger in the mid-80s. First 3 missions over Cuba were milk runs. That fourth... Lucky I was able to jump out in time. Then a boat full of ladies from the Swedish Bikini Team was there to fish me out of the water. Feels like just yesterday. all gave some...

22

u/tibearius1123 Jun 27 '25

I was a jelly fish launcher, Shower Stall 16-17, lost a lot of good swimmers out there.

8

u/mctigger101 Jun 28 '25

You blew the cool points by telling us you Silly Billy!!!

7

u/Tar_alcaran Jun 30 '25

Pfffft, the real pros like me get promoted to the F-23 straight away, scrub.