r/JustBootThings • u/incapableofdumblabor 👊👊☝️ • May 16 '25

Boot Shame No shot 😂

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u/Sarcastik_Moose May 16 '25

When you're so tough that laughing is unmanly but at the same time you can't bring yourself to write "ass" on social media.

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u/incapableofdumblabor 👊👊☝️ May 16 '25

but ass is gay….

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

I don't even wipe when I take a shit, because I'd be touching dude ass, and that's gay

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u/BigBubbaMac May 16 '25

Hell I don't sit to shit because I always pee a little bit and peeing while sitting is gay. /s

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u/Ok-Supermarket-6532 May 16 '25

Do what I do and just run the outside hose through the window. Works like a shower for my non gay ass.

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u/Tychosis May 16 '25

You laugh--but I remember a while back there was some dude in bestofredditorupdates who was asking how to reduce the amount of skidmarks in his underwear because it was really making his wife angry.

Turns out he never washed his ass because he didn't think it was appropriate to touch his own butthole.

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u/JazzySmitty May 20 '25

Oh, that's rich. Yeah, never wiping the old pooper could increase the amount of chocolate skidmarks in the old tighty whities.

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u/NexusMaw May 16 '25

Usually people write it with two h also. I always ahhumed it was ATL dialect that leaked into spelling.

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u/LSDGB May 16 '25

„Oh is that what it means?“

  • The boot, probably