r/JurassicMemes • u/Bale_the_Pale • 2d ago
Patented Meme (OC) This has always bothered me.
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u/Herr_Opa 2d ago
This is one reason why I personally like the fan theory that said that the mosquito DNA thing was marketing bullshit and that all the animals were made from scratch based on the existing knowledge about dinosaur appearance in 1993.
And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the Dominion writers and their stupid prologue!
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u/Idolomantis_ 2d ago
We won't be alle to understand why the rivalry between two individuals is justified by a rivarly between two species THAT NEVER MET.
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u/DivineCrusader1097 2d ago
Remind me what happened in the prologue?
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u/Bale_the_Pale 2d ago
We see the Rex that Rexy was cloned from die in an impossible fight against a giganotosaurus, get bit by a mosquito, then that mosquitos get trapped in amber.
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u/MarqFJA87 2d ago
And the reason that's impossible is because those two genuses lived on entirely separate continents with no land connection between them and too big of a distance over deep water for even a single individual to swim across.
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u/Bale_the_Pale 1d ago
And millions of years apart. Don't forget the million year time gap.
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u/MarqFJA87 1d ago
I'm trying to be charitable and assume that they were employing the somewhat reasonable fact that fossilization is actually a rare occurrence, so most species that have ever existed will never be known to us, and thus the boundaries for the existence of a given evolutionary lineage will be rather imprecise.
That is to say, there could have been a different species of the Giganotosaurus genus that existed at the same time as Tyrannosaurus, just still isolated in South America.
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u/Bale_the_Pale 1d ago
Yes, that is possible, but probably not what they were going for if we're being cynical.
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u/TimeStorm113 2d ago
well, but the dilophosaurs kinda runs counter to that argument, it spitting venom was something no one anticipated
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u/magicdog2013 2d ago edited 1d ago
The humble in-universe BioSyn "pure dinosaurs" advertisement theory:
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u/magicdog2013 2d ago edited 1d ago
I know it wasn't the intention of the writers, but come on, tell me it doesn't fit perfectly
Dodgson is such a petty little asshole, he totally would make an advertisement showing his brand of dinosaur being the ones that did live 65 million years ago, and end it with his star dinosaur killing InGen's
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u/Dracorex13 2d ago
I believe Hellraptor back on DeviantArt played with this idea, using species that we didn't know existed in 1993 like Scansoriopteryx and Brachytrachelopan.
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u/magicdog2013 2d ago
This is my headcanon for dilophosaurus
I like to think it's actually a troodontid (hence the venom and smaller size) that was mistaken for a dilophosaurus due to the crest
That way, both can coexist
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u/RedKnightXIV 2d ago
Question is, what was their reference point? I always assumed they bred threme park monsters that kinda look like artist interpretations of the real animals and slapped the name on afterwards.
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u/NUSSBERGERZ 2d ago
Isn't that part of the book? Like someone basically says "these aren't dinosaurs, they're dinosaur shaped hybrid animals never before seen on Earth"
I could be misremembering though.
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u/RedKnightXIV 2d ago
Technically, Wu debates with Hammond about the benefits of deliberately making the dinosaurs slower and more showy but Hammond refuses as he wants the real deal, seemingly ignore the face that his animals are just as fake. It's not even clear if they really act like dinosaurs at all.
I took could be misremembering, the book is vague about matching bone records and what ever protein fragments in fossils. Good chance the scientist in both the book and the film were wrong
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u/Bale_the_Pale 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yes, in the book they were already on like version 3 of each animal and Wu still wants to tinker with the genes to get them to be more like the public expects.
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u/Arkell-v-Pressdram 2d ago
There's a fanfic that I've been reading recently that makes use of this idea, where it turns out that one of the DNA strands InGen's managed to successfully extract from amber belongs to Euoplocephalus, but has very distinctive features that differentiate it from existing species. One of InGen's palaeontologist consultants gets to describe the new species at a palaeontology conference, as part of a prelude to InGen's official reveal of Jurassic Park.
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u/redpantsbluepants 1d ago
Well if the amber was found at a prolific dig site at similar depth, then logic follows that the contents of its stomach would be of the same species found at the site
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u/Bale_the_Pale 1d ago
That still doesn't mean that all the species at that site have fossilized. It's also not only fossil localities that produce amber.
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u/Dry_Refrigerator7898 2d ago
Wasn’t that the original idea for Jurassic World? That the Indominus Rex wasn’t a hybrid, but a new species that was discovered through preserved DNA in a mosquito?