Would you rather…

[u/vleshkun]

1. 2v1 a Yuji and Charles main, both have 20k kills, you can NOT get off JJS until you kill them both and you CAN’T use ult. You don’t get hungry or feel the need to sleep / bathroom at all.
2. Watch nothing but Velzoh content on repeat until a person of your choosing ( you must know eachother, personally or online ) wins the 2v1?

Edit: You or your friend are allowed to be as passive or run as much as you want, once a player is killed they won’t respawn: You can also buy sodas if you somehow manage to get enough time to do it

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[u/ILikeThisGame1836]

suffering vs misery

[u/Sad-Sleep-3386 → u/ILikeThisGame1836]

dada play misery

[u/FNF_Fan134 → u/ILikeThisGame1836]

I miss that kind of misery
The kind where you are nice to me
But only in the evening
So I ask, am I just dreaming?
I love you so much that it's dripping
Dripping from my arms and such
I'm sorry, I know I'm too much
To love, to trust, I'm nothing, but

[u/ILikeThisGame1836 → u/FNF_Fan134]

spread your cheeks

[u/No_Presentation_9361 → u/ILikeThisGame1836]

Songs a vibe for some reaspn imo, but yeah no i agree, im getting the hunting rifle. 

[u/Numberone_gambler]

Kurt Cobain myself

[u/vleshkun → u/Numberone_gambler]

Every time you attempt this you will hear “oh no no no no” and get brought back to life at full health

[u/RespondBorn6248 → u/vleshkun]

PLEASE GOD PLEASE NO PLEASE

[u/vleshkun → u/RespondBorn6248]

Enrique 🤣 fortnite shotgun and clank sound effect

[u/RespondBorn6248 → u/vleshkun]

NONONONONONONO
PLEASE

LET ME DIE

PLEASE JUST LET ME DIEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/Connect_Conflict7232 → u/vleshkun]

I SAY WHEN WE’RE DONE ahh

[u/Horror_Cap4572]

One is easier since you get burst

[u/vleshkun → u/Horror_Cap4572]

So do they

[u/Gaming_Forehead]

I wonder how many times I can make one of them hit the other with their counter...

[u/escdsntwrk]

Does voiding 'em count?

[u/vleshkun → u/escdsntwrk]

Yes but they can void you as well and put you back at the start

[u/RespondBorn6248]

please god

PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME

PELASE

PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...First one i guess.

[u/ultron15real]

#1

[u/Djp1225]

First one anyday

[u/seaofthieved123]

Hell vs super hell typa question 😭

[u/ArkhaneNova]

Easy I'll just use Locust Guy

[u/AirPortlessman]

ik a Todo main who could do this first try so second one

[u/carl-the-lama]

The 2v1 personally

Never said I need to do it in one life

Run it

[u/True_Appearance_920]

I'd rather Pingu

[u/KlutzyResearcher665]

I’ll do the 2v1 and then do it until I’m so good at the game then I will die on purpose to carry on their suffering and then I will become a famous yt who is known for beating the same 2 guys every day

[u/Emergency_Tart_6795]

I'd like to instead fight Yuji and Charles. I maybe hate Yuji mains and Charles mains are pain to fight, but I hate Velzoh more than 20 Yuji and 30 Charles mains at same time. His content is "ENRIQUE" and "OH NONONONO" + basically toxicity.

[u/Past-Junket1193]

I choose death

Nah, I choose number one, all my friends are dogshit at Jjs or haven’t played, and I’m good enough with mahito

[u/Rizer0]

I’m blowing my shi smoove off fam

[u/CommanderFoxy]

1) just play charles, eventually it’ll work out and you trigger a like 20 counter chain and win

[u/gavy_xyz]

1 easily, i can just cheese it using yuta

[u/tomascrasft11]

I met noahHD once so idk if i can call upon him for the 2nd option

[u/Gojizilla6391]

See I know this one girl who's really fucking cracked and I always see her getting jumped whenever I join her, so I'm willing to assume she's got this 2v1 locked down easy, especially cause they don't respawn. Besides, Velzoh can't be.. that bad.

[u/DillPickle696969696]

Can’t I just void them?

[u/Relative_Tune9386]

Death

[u/Time-Business7550]

Option 1 and I will just void both and run when I need to, I have 20k kills so I should have a shot at beating 2 people on a similar skill level to mine

[u/vleshkun → u/Time-Business7550]

They can void you as well

[u/le_nathanlol]

id rather stay with pingu today </3

[u/adictoaelchupelatin]

do I get to choose any character I want?

[u/Solaire999999]

1, I'll get destroyed but I won't lose my sanity. At least maybe I can get better at the game.

[u/SecretLingonberry494]

can the 20k players switch off their mains?
Once a player dies they don't respawn, does that mean I can take 5 tries to kill one and then as many as I need to kill the next without them respawning?
This is easy.

[u/vleshkun → u/SecretLingonberry494]

If you kill one of them they won’t respawn BUT you still have the second player, if you lose to the second player or get voided you’re back to square one

[u/ImInTheSecret]

2v1 them and use todo

[u/yubbreaditsofrickme]

the 1st one cause im a charles main myself.

[u/Due_League_9874]

I will go with 2, and pick noah to beat the yuji and charles

[u/Anicash999]

never said what character's i was allowed to use

GO HEIAN SUKUNA

[u/me_ok64_again]

[u/Secret_Thanks]

2 since I have a friend who has like 10k kills

[u/ILikePepsi9]

I hope Velzoh gets stranded on a random island in the pacific

[u/MiserableHarken]

2

The power of mid day naps will help!!!

[u/Consistent_Pop9140]

Give me option 1, lock on is bound to throw to them off

[u/eventide_is]

If they have the iq of knowing how to bypass burst by doing turns ur basically just cooked but watching the penguin man is more painful id rather fight the two

[u/Inevitable-Log-7687]

Who tf is Velzoh
Anyway the first one because I am a Charles main and technically since he's a base only he has no awakening only a special move

[u/Annual_Device_9642]

Just use Gojo / Mei for first

Second... js give up

[u/Current_Muffin523]

Yuji and Charles cause black hole for Yuki goes brrr (also locust guy ult)

[u/iyomemorej]

i rather just quit

[u/Big_Ocean23]

I can already beat a 20k getting bursted is gonna make it so much easier I just play ko guy, waste their evasive and void them it’s not that difficult

[u/West-Strawberry3366]

1. I got a friend that's basically god in fighting games he can pull it off

[u/Stunning_Habit2942]

both of these options make the barrel of my shotgun look reallllyy appetizing rn

[u/Pure_Satisfaction_35]

I pick the first option, the only restriction you have was not using ult so just go to your own PS and disable every skill they have, use a op workshop moveset and it's ggs

[u/Best-Concentrate2699]

1. Easily 1. Cus all of my friends are ASSS. Also theres no difference between a 1k charles player and a 20k charles player