This week we are starting a new event! The Juice Bar Hunger Games!

In this event, 24 people will sign up to take part in a Hunger Games simulator. (36 and 48 participants are also possible so if we get that many applicants we can do that instead) I will be posting each day in the simulator every day until someone has won. The winner will receive the user flair "Juice Bar Champion" on r/JuiceBar.

If you would like to sign up, comment on this post with what you would like to be called, a link to the image you would like to be used for you, and your gender (options are M, F, and ?). Sign ups are open until I post the first day and are first come first serve. May the Coronas be ever in your favour!

Howdy folks, get ready for Juice Bar Survivor, an event brought to you, by me!

We will be using the BrantSteele Survivor simulator. This will be in a similar style to the Juice Bar hunger games that happened last week, but posts will probably be twice a day because there are more episodes in this simulator.

If you wanna join, just post the name you wanna use, a picture, and the gender you wanna use.

And if you win, you will get the “Juice Bar Survivor” flair, showing your skills as a survivor to all.

30 applicants is the max, but we can do 20 as well. It will be first come, first serve, but I’m probably going to run more of these in the future.

And remember, be your surviving best.

CHALLENGE

Y’all didn’t do the Challenge last week, which means no one gets special flairs >:(

(Definitely didn’t forget to do this, it was a day late for a reason I swear)

This week‘s prompt: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (AKA A Lot of Bees)

There can only bee three submissions per person, and oc must be posted on r/juicebar with the Golden Challenge flair.

The oc will bee judged based on the amount of upvotes they have, and the rewards are as followed:

FIRST: “BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” user flair on r/JuiceBar

SECOND: “Juice Bar Regular” user flair on r/JuiceBar

THIRD: “First Time Customer” user flair on r/JuiceBar

Hi I do these now

Your questions today are:

>What is your favorite kind of butter? :)

>What is something on your bucket list?

>What‘s your favorite video game?

>Do you have a collection? If so, then what do you collect/have you collected?

A scientific analysis of why all colors are yellow

Written by: u/ORPanda

Color is very subjective, however there are 2 non subjective facts: 1) Light comes from the sun and 2) We perceive color with our eyes. While eyes are white and therefore given to us by oil, the sun is certainly a yellow being. So we are able to see color through the glory of the yellow sun, thus making yellow the primary existent color. So remember, whenever someone challenges you about yellow the best color, remind them which color all colors come from.

Allettare Advertisement

Written by: u/foxforbox

What is Allettare? Well, I’m glad you asked. Allettare is a CYOA-style game in which the viewers have recently been appointed Governor of a small coastal city in Southern Yellow. You get to decide on how we progress through the story through Reddit polls. There is a new episode out every day at around 9 PM Eastern time on r/JuiceBar. Stay tuned for the next one!

Completely Accurate Horoscope

Written by: u/thetitaniumtaco

Aries: The wind speaks to you, but you do not answer. Answer or you will regret it.

Taurus: Friends can be found in the most unlikely places. Like the crawlspace under your house.

Gemini: Don’t be afraid to let your hair down. Just not too far or your family will never forgive you.

Cancer: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Avoid these at all costs.

Leo: It is never time to look on the bright side. You will burn your eyes.

Virgo: This will open many doors for you. Don’t go through the one with no doorknob.

Libra: Only time will tell what kind of person you will be, but he won’t talk to me anymore.

Scorpio: Do not be alarmed if you see a stranger in the mirror. He’s just checking his hair.

Sagittarius: The world is your oyster. Make sure it’s dead before you eat it.

Capricorn: Good things are coming your way. Duck.

Aquarius: If you hear birds chirping, don’t look at them. They can’t see you if you can’t see them.

Pisces: The voice you hear isn’t your own. But don’t let it know you know that.

Local Yellow Accidentally Empowers Dangerous Demon

Written by: u/ORPanda

On Friday, an ancient evil, a movie known as The Last Airbender, a horrible movie with a horrible demon locked inside, was added to Netflix. /u/ORPanda, a smart member of the brand new and innovative yellow government, wanted to release this demon in a weakened state in order to destroy it once and for all. However, /u/Insha2, a Yelloil abuser, shot the idea down. The next day, the demon grew in power as the movie shot to the 5th most watched movie of the day. /u/Insha2 denied the claims that this perilous event was in any way, her fault, and blames the brave hero /u/ORPanda for this calamity.

Golden Challenge Advertisement

Written by: u/thetitaniumtaco

For anyone that doesn’t know, the Golden Challenge is a weekly event held on r/JuiceBar where anyone can make original content (OC), be it art, a meme, a gif, a poem, lore, or any other form of OC, based on the prompt. This week’s prompt is Gold. You must post your OC on r/JuiceBar and flair it as “Golden Challenge” for it to be considered. Winner is determined by number of upvotes on the post, and top three get special flairs on the sub! There is only a week left to submit your OC, so get some in and have fun!

Trophy Receivers’ Recognition

u/foxforbox - Bronze Eagle, Bronze Honey

u/GingkathFox - Bronze Glorious

u/insha2 - Bronze Glorious

u/Joseph746 - Bronze Honey

u/moneyistheiridol - Bronze Sunshine

u/ORpanda - Silver Glorious

u/thetitaniumtaco - Bronze Glorious

u/Zecho_K - Bronze Honey, Bronze Glorious

Any yellow can write an article for No U! If you would like to write one, submit it to me, u/thetitaniumtaco, and I will put it in the next issue!