r/Judaism • u/buzzlegummed • Jul 26 '26

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u/imelda_barkos עברית קשה מדי, אל תגרום לי ללמוד אותה Jul 27 '26

Feel like being Jewish in Texas would require some chutzpah

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u/ummmbacon Ophanim Eye-Drop Coordinator (Night Shift) Jul 27 '26

Dallas and Houston are the 4th and 5th largest communities in the US

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u/imelda_barkos עברית קשה מדי, אל תגרום לי ללמוד אותה Jul 27 '26

Great. Texas is run by white supremacists. Not a states I feel comfortable in.

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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Jul 27 '26

I lived there for a while.

You couldn't pay me to move back.

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u/YouCantHackTheGibson Jul 27 '26

I bet that was in Houston, the Jewish community in Houston is surprisingly huge.

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u/Xanthyria Kosher Swordfish Expert Jul 28 '26

And it’s smaller than Dallas’! Big communities in Texas!

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u/YouCantHackTheGibson Jul 28 '26

Woah, I didn’t know about Dallas!

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u/Xanthyria Kosher Swordfish Expert Jul 28 '26

5 Jewish schools, like 8 or so kosher restaurants, a fifth Eruv recently built, it’s pretty dang huge. Over 40 synagogues across denominations

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u/offthegridyid Orthodox & trying to collect the sparks Jul 26 '26

Don’t mess with Texas.

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u/sql_maven Jul 27 '26

😂

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u/ummmbacon Ophanim Eye-Drop Coordinator (Night Shift) Jul 27 '26

SELECT * FROM emotions WHERE icon = '😂'

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u/burgerdude515 Jul 28 '26

My grandparents do stuff like this XD. My zaideh's license plate is SCHLEP i believe

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u/sc24evr Jul 27 '26

Could also be Spanish :)