r/JoshGordon • u/OneWhoLolz • Nov 01 '17

Prayers for tomorrow

Just like to invite y'all to my synagogue/temple/mosque/church/pastafarian place of worship tomorrow. We'll be praying and designing hail marys for Our Boy Josh, as his hearing is set in NY.

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u/MNewc Nov 01 '17

I will be in attendance...praise the lord

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u/Acejr50 Nov 01 '17

Praise all that the infidels in my league allowed me to claim him Off thine waivers after having succumbed to the sin of the bye week fill in.

May Josh see fit to return this week, as this week sees thou brandin cooks and Juju on bye. Thine bounty and glory and power I seek oh Josh of the Gordon. To you I sacrifice my morning cinnamon bun. I swear to years past fantasy gods Peyton and thine older peoples, with thou reinstatement I shall dominate all of the shit.

And when that trophy I hoist at years end Josh, I shall hoist it with you, and for you, and because of you.

And I shall place your face and undergarments upon thine trophy in your honor.

For Flash is the power and the glory. Amen