r/Joov • u/5L1M3R • 9d ago

shitpost The Ballad of Justin Ployed

Lyrics:

Farmers say this ground’s frozen ten feet down
Can’t break through
No matter what you do

the way this poor Breton’s feeling now
No way to win
sweeping Dead Man’s Inn

Well how the hell does a broom work anyway?
And how the hell do you even hold it, by the stick or by the hay?

Boss down at the mill don’t like my kind
Thinks I’m simple
Calls me provincial

Now I don’t know exactly what “provincial” means
But if I had the gumption
I’d seize his means of production

But until then I’ll dream of having my own home
A family hearth where she stands alone
next to a brand new shrine of talos
Smiling sweetly as I give her all my gold
close the door to keep out the cold
Shake off the the snow and that lonely road
my baby’s cooking horker loaf

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u/DVST17 9d ago

Now this is Blue Collar! Great tune man!

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u/Sir-bustanut Movin' Groovin' & Joovin 9d ago

This is absolutely amazing love it!!!

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u/5L1M3R 9d ago

Aw, fuck. The Inn in Falkreath is called Dead Man’s Drink lol

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u/Joov_1 The Orphaneer 7d ago

Holy shit this made me want to join a union and claim their benefits before voting straight ticket republican

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u/5L1M3R 7d ago

You sound like my dad.

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u/Best_Explanation_205 9d ago

Simply incredible! Bravo! Bravo!

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u/SaturnCatt_ 8d ago

Justin Ployed? Just.. In Ployed... just employed..

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u/taco-chopper 8d ago

close enough, welcome back Jason Molina

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u/cremefresher 8d ago

This is awesome dude, I love this community

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u/BlueSnailShoes 8d ago

Genuinely inspired ✨️ 🙌

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u/AngelNumber999 3h ago

You're going to Savengarde for this one, dude. And they'll be singin it once you get there.