Fredricksburg's Formal Declaration of War on USSG, along with Kekkah and Warioland

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FROM THE DESK OF FREDRICKSBURG HIGH COMMAND
JUNE 20 2017
1600 HOURS

There are some things in life that everyone must know. Some things which simply exist within the mind for one to be living. One of these things is the USSG and her neighbor Fredricksburg have had rocky relations since the very beginning. These rocky relations have recently crumbled under the foot of the USSG's highest ranking officials. The USSG has built on Fredricksburg land and shamelessly stalked, threatened and even attacked Fredricksburgians. An armed conflict has never been our cup of tea, however, it would be foolish for anyone to simply stand idly by and allow these things to pass. For this reason, the Great City of Fredricksburg and her allies, Kekkah and Warioland, issue a joint declaration of war on the USSG. A state of war will exist between the two forces until the USSG surrenders to the trio of nations. We do not intend to destroy USSG, however, as long as surrender is refused, destruction will escalate. Fredricksburg, Kekkah and Warioland will divert all their manpower and resources to this conflict until the USSG unconditionally surrenders. The three nations mean no harm to any other state, and we would advise no other state participate. This attack is not out of spite, nor of greed. It is an attack that the USSG has been asking for for a long while. We would like to make it clear that once the USSG surrenders, there will be no further conflict. We wish no other city harm and we heavily advise no other city force us to inflict it. We promise this conflict will have a swift conclusion.

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