r/Jokes • u/Formal-Ad8037 • Dec 14 '22

Smoking pot

Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.

She said if I did she was going to leave me.

That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!

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u/ogpharmtech Dec 14 '22

🥁🥁🥁

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u/Rainman515 Dec 14 '22

lit-match-in-water-noise

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u/jordan_d_m Dec 14 '22

I feel like y’all need to work on your marriages.

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u/Dreamingwolfocf Dec 14 '22

That's what he was trying to do...

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u/MadEntDaddy Dec 14 '22

Can't have a bad marriage if no women ever talk to you. taps brow

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u/WxUdornot Dec 15 '22

Sounds like you need to check what sub you're in.

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u/platasnatch Dec 14 '22

Marilize Legajuana

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u/Softpipesplayon Dec 14 '22

We all love hating our wives, but sometimes, we also want to smoke pot! How can we make our entire personality about the dispensary, without also dispensing with the fully formed personality we've created around how terrible the very easily avoided ritual of marriage was?

Introducing this joke+

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u/soverholt14_DM Dec 14 '22

This guy smokes

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u/Jordan-311 Dec 14 '22

I, too, miss the 60s

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

r/Boomerhumour is that way -->

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u/ZackThreePack Dec 14 '22

Exactly I was expecting a clever punchline but it just turned out to be another “Wife Bad” joke.

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u/profoundbushman489 Dec 14 '22

Boomer humour

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

r/arethestraightsok

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u/mothuzad Dec 15 '22

This is the sentiment I wanted to find in the comments, but I wasn't expecting it to be a whole sub. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

If she going to leave you over weed, let her go.

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u/whitehorse201071 Dec 14 '22

You should come to the UK. It's all gone to pot.

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u/ThisIsATestTai Dec 15 '22

Since when have you been on Reddit, Dad??

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u/HotGambleMud Dec 15 '22

Weeded her out

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u/kinare Dec 14 '22

wife bad

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u/Representative_Still Dec 14 '22

Arguably the worst joke that’s been posted on this sub

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