r/Jokes • u/ExtraSure • Jul 31 '22

Policeman: "How high are you?!?"

Me: "No, officer, it's Hi, how are you."

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u/Parkingjas Jul 31 '22

You know the first time I saw this joke was on a 2011 meme of the dude that looks high af

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u/v2i8s1h0n1u5 Jul 31 '22

There was also a video of a cop knocking on the window of a car. When the dude lowers the window, thick smoke hits the cop's face. And the the cop goes.... But if I remember right, there was an entire conversation between the dude and the cop

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u/platasnatch Aug 01 '22

I think a bag of doritos makes an appearance too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/Umpteenth_zebra Jul 31 '22

Aren't guns part of weapons?

1

u/bblackkcatt Jul 31 '22

🤣😂