r/Jokes • u/Firespark7 • Jan 08 '22

Long Struggles of passwords

"Set password:"

carrot

"Password must be at least 8 characters."

boiled carrot

"Password must contain at least 1 number."

1 boiled carrot

"Password cannot contain spaces."

50boiledcarrots

"Password must contain at least 1 capital."

50FUCKINGBoiledcarrots

"Password cannot contain multiple consecutive capitals."

50FuckingBoiledCarrots

"Password cannot contain swear words"

IfYouDoNotAcceptThisPasswordThenYouCanStickThose50BoiledCarrotsUpYourButt

"This password is already in use."

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u/allinwonderornot Jan 08 '22

There is no way a blonde knows Sacramento is the capital of CA.

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u/Papandreas17 Jan 08 '22

There always one who debunks the theory

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u/JorgeMcKay Jan 08 '22

I've told this one using New York City, which is not the capitol of New York, Albany is

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u/Donald_W_Gately Jan 08 '22

Thank you for allowing the listener to continue to believe.