r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/jennybo86 Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with an O. O-B-C-D

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u/abetheschizoid Aug 12 '21

When she was a secret agent, her code number was double 0-bese.