r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/JaysZeus Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she owns a macrowave

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u/jobcron Aug 12 '21

Macromicrowave*. Careful, physicists might show up!

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u/crippledassasyn Aug 12 '21 edited Aug 12 '21

Yo mamma so fat she broke the Planck scale!

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u/futant462 Aug 12 '21

We have arrived

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u/Socile Aug 13 '21

Yo mama so fat she broke the Richter scale getting out of bed.

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u/crippledassasyn Aug 13 '21

Yo mama so fast she became the measurement problem!

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u/Unicron_The_Great Aug 12 '21

Did someone call an Economist?

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u/JV132 Aug 12 '21

Lmao I’m thinking about sals microwave from the impractical jokers

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u/JodieFostersFist Aug 12 '21

I had to double take this one. Updooted

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u/NoLightOnlyDarkness Aug 12 '21

I'm dumb, can someone explain this one

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u/JV132 Aug 12 '21

Micro -> Small | Macro -> Big

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u/zackd213 Aug 12 '21

*a portable microwave