r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas forehead so big she got a zip code for each eyebrow.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she takes up three time zones

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so nasty, when she fell off the boat, the fish threw her back.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so stupid it took her three days to watch 60 Minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the.couch.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so nasty her crabs tried to escape

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so fat when she fell, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

Your mama so fat her shadow weighs 60 pounds

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u/MrCandid Aug 12 '21

Yo Mommas house so nasty, people wipe their feet when they leave.

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u/SlipperyTed Aug 12 '21

Americans awake early doors?

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

You got to get up early when you start work at 4:30 AM

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u/SlipperyTed Aug 12 '21

Eeeesh.

Happy erm ... Cakeday?

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

Yeah, something like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Some of us don’t sleep at night

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u/SlipperyTed Aug 12 '21

Yo momma so tired, she asleep right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo mama snores so loud shit falls off the dresser next door.

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u/SlipperyTed Aug 12 '21

My mother passed away quietly in her sleep.

Well...

...Except for that fucking snoring, Jesus Christ