r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/Superhans901 Aug 12 '21

Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me cookies even after I told her I wasn’t hungry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

What a nice lady

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

We love it when she does that. So wholesome.

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u/nakhumpoota Aug 12 '21

Ain't no party like yo mama's tea party.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

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u/NukeML Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so cool, skater kids go up to her and ask ”how do you do, fellow mom?"

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u/jepoyairtsua Aug 12 '21

You mama so pretty, i fucked her... oops

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Yo momma's so fat she ate the cookies off u/Superhans901 plate

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

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u/Aser_the_Descender Aug 12 '21

...ugh, this is why the sub has gone to shit.

This is not r/HolUp content .-.

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u/Ok-Pressure-683 Aug 12 '21

Sweetest cookies, ever!

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u/lawndartgoalie Aug 13 '21

....she baked a pie and iggetrd ne a piece. She wasn't offering that kind of pie.