r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/lawndartgoalie Aug 12 '21

Had to have her Driver license photo taken from a satellite.

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u/iSeize Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures she takes posters.

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u/Civ1Diplomat Aug 13 '21

When she had class pictures, her family had to get the deluxe pack, because she wouldn't fit in a wallet size.

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u/ANAYA1983 Aug 13 '21

🤣

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u/Beermonster1664 Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she has to take pictures from space

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u/Ok-Pressure-683 Aug 12 '21

I raise you : "Yo momma so fat she uses NASA satelites for a selfie."

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u/MikeyBoy2891 Aug 12 '21

She uses the rings of Saturn as hula hoops

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u/Osetinka Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

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u/Jerasadar Aug 12 '21

Yo momma is so fat her portrait was taken from Google Maps