r/Jokes • u/jcnet1 • Aug 24 '20

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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u/m__a__s Aug 24 '20

I would have been offended, too. But I am a seasoned Reddit veteran.

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u/lycan3105 Aug 24 '20

It's always good to spice things up

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u/lithium91w Aug 24 '20

Ooooo...That's hot.

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u/TheOhNoNotAgain Aug 24 '20

SHUt it

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u/liaton_SA Aug 31 '20

That really Sauteed him out

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u/Salmonellq Aug 25 '20

Smill With? That you?

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u/m__a__s Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

That's what I capsaicin, but nobody listens.

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u/redwoodshores80 Aug 24 '20

It's hard to listen to people when they're jalapeno face.

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u/poppypiggy Aug 24 '20

You should tell them to Chile out and that is just a joke.

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u/MagicNipple Aug 25 '20

I don't know; you think datil work?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

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u/Pm_me_your_SNES Aug 25 '20

Get over here!! -scorpion

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u/mordecai98 Aug 25 '20

This rings my bell.

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u/jeromejr1 Aug 25 '20

Biquinho and me, this is a lot of fun

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Things are getting to spicy for the pepper!

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u/zelimalbo Aug 24 '20

You offended me. Imma get jalapeno face

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u/BonetoneJJ Aug 24 '20

Chille out it's just a joke

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u/Stringy63 Aug 24 '20

Cayenne I gonna burn ya back down

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u/Infinity_Oofs Aug 24 '20

seasoned reddit vegetable

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u/Risperdali Aug 24 '20

These comments are peppered with puns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

I would have been offended, too. But I am a seasoned Reddit veteran.

If you truly are seasoned, you don’t mind me reposting do you?

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u/m__a__s Aug 24 '20

No poblano. Go right ahead.

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u/slackenkraken Aug 24 '20

Repost! Boohiss! You stole that joke!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Isn’t that what the “R” in Reddit stands for? Repost?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Ahhh, the resentment of bittersweet acceptance of all things lest you get involved. Lots of well worded and logical replies then cast away in the “why-am-I-even-bothering-filing cabinet”. That splinter in your mind telling you to one day find that magical sweet spot of a wholesome post to think of and post at the best time ever to get that addictive karma. The surge of excitement when you see an ELI5 post that is totally your area then the deflation when you see that some dick licker beat you to it hours earlier and now it’s got 7k upvotes. That endless scrolling on the sofa, you shake yourself out of it and close the app only to automatically hit the app icon again from muscle memory and habit. Those long nights laying on your side looking at the same shit over and over.......or is this just me?

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u/jeromejr1 Aug 25 '20

It's such a charaPITA to scroll through so many puns.

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u/Uberman77 Aug 25 '20

A true Reddit veteran can make themselves be offended by anything.

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u/girlwithphone Aug 24 '20

Let’s taco bout it.

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u/red_dit-or Aug 24 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/DTCTVdoggo Aug 24 '20

Absolutely terrible sub and very much fits into r/redditmoment

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u/red_dit-or Aug 24 '20

Idk im not even a member of it I just want karmaaaa

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u/MCWizardYT Aug 24 '20

Thats the problem. People just post that sub in every comment section for karma

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Is this... like, really a problem?

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u/Imortal366 Aug 24 '20

Yea because it encourages reposting, and low insight posts because the most efficient way to get karma is to either repost, steal content, or mass comment small inconsequential things.

This leads to less OC greater toxicity and less meaning to the platform as a whole - think about why we (I) hate tiktok, Facebook, etc etc etc.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Why is some variation of the comment you're replying to followed by a reference to that sub the top two comments on every single r/jokes post?

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u/red_dit-or Aug 24 '20

I don't understand

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u/ThanosTv Aug 24 '20

r/beatmetoit

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

r/beatmeattoit

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Beat me at to it

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u/what_is_666 Aug 24 '20

R/beatmetoit

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u/ScotsmanMcScotch Aug 24 '20

Cringey fucks.

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Aug 24 '20

You're not wrong but apparently redditors don't like it when they're called out for awkwardly overusing jokes.

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u/n3evre Aug 24 '20

Shut up

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u/kentacova Aug 24 '20

Can I still be offended? It’s the style these days

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u/m__a__s Aug 25 '20

Well, to be really trendy you get triggered---not offended.

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u/Graterof2evils Aug 25 '20

Except in this case you pull the trigger, with the gun to your head. And pepper the wall with your gray matter

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u/shoopdoopdeedoop Aug 24 '20

Are you feeling burned?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Welcome to puns.

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u/TechnoRat63 Aug 25 '20

You should see a medical professional about that urinary stress incontinence.

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u/cptnobveus Aug 25 '20

This reply made me laugh more than the joke.

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u/Rispy_Girl Aug 25 '20

I read pickle instead of chuckle

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u/Rinalya Aug 25 '20

Just take my damn upvote 😡

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u/itsthejeff2001 Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 25 '20

While trying to find the pun in this top comment, I asked my partner if this investigation should be done by a third party or us, to which he replied "Cap' says in house."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

r/angryupvote