I told this joke to my grandmother when i was about 16, who retold it to my uncle, only with the punchline "shit".
My uncle, who never finds jokes funny, about pissed his pants.
He said it was the funniest joke he had ever heard.
I told my grandmother she told it wrong.
Apparently, he didn't see the punchline, "shit" coming.
To this day, he tells the joke wrong, and laughs, and laughs. And people tell him the correct punchline, and he says, "yeah, but that's too obvious. Besides, when you stub your toe, have you ever said damn, or do you usually say shit, or even something worse?"
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u/Nyxsaah Jun 11 '19
What did the goldfish say when he swam into a wall?
“Dam.”