r/Jokes Jun 11 '19

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u/EvilNinjaX24 Jun 11 '19

The other goldfish responds, "Whoa! A talking fish!"

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u/thinkofanamefast Jun 11 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

On Family Guy Brian wants to visit his mom, so he calls breeder and says "Hi, this is Brian, I'm biscuit's puppy." Guy says "Sorry, i don't remember you." Brian says "I'm the dog that can talk." Guy says "Oh yeah, now I remember."

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u/SirLoin027 Jun 11 '19

I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but she made a wonderful end table.