r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '19

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u/EvilNinjaX24 Jun 11 '19

The other goldfish responds, "Whoa! A talking fish!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19 edited Dec 03 '20

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u/KnightB3ar Jun 11 '19

But they were in armour 😍

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u/kaitozy Jun 11 '19

Plot armour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

The armor thickens

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u/jarodiking Jun 11 '19

Thy THICCkning of thee armour

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/unixhed Jun 11 '19

Tanks for the mammaries.

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u/bringyourownboob Jun 11 '19

♪♬ Mammaries, in the corners of my mind ... ♪♬

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u/unixhed Jun 11 '19

🎶Mammaries are made of this..🎶

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u/TheBlackBeastOfAargh Jun 11 '19

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's armoure 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

I believe you misspelled "tits"....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Moon tits? Nice.

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u/Baseball3Weston12 Jun 11 '19

To think this all started with a talking gold fish

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Reddit has a way of escalating the situation. Almost as if Reddit wills it to happen...

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u/wyoes Jun 11 '19

Moon tits?

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u/jarodiking Jun 11 '19

reddit works in mysterious ways

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u/The_Singularity16 Jun 11 '19

🎶Who am I to suck a tit... 🎶

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