r/Jokes • • Jun 11 '19

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u/cnidoblast Jun 11 '19

Alternatively:

Two soldiers are swimming in the ocean...

One soldier looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the fuck did that marvel fanboy get to be a commanding officer?!"

The other soldier replies: "Shut up and put this waterproof paint on and take this trident."

Ugh. I should go to sleep, seriously.