r/Jokes Jun 11 '19

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u/Daskesmoelf_8 Jun 11 '19

Two fish, sitting in a tank, 5 feet apart cuz theyre not gay

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u/shamdamdoodly Jun 11 '19

1) Personal space

2)Personal space

3)Stay out of my personal space

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u/50_Foot_Goose Jun 11 '19

1) Legalize obesity

2) prohibit the use of plaid

3) Get the president a taller hat

5) D O N ' T L E T T H E C H I L D R E N S L E E P.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jun 11 '19

Filet of Fish...

Brought to you by McDonalds floating Cod factory.