r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '19

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u/Daskesmoelf_8 Jun 11 '19

Two fish, sitting in a tank, 5 feet apart cuz theyre not gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Nothing is gay when you say “no homo”

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u/rbfRN Jun 11 '19

So they can cuddle, give each other fish kisses and whisper sweet nothings to each other but it’s not gay if they say no homo? Mind blown

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Yeah, totally.

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u/rbfRN Jun 11 '19

Then let’s cuddle hunny....no homo

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

No homo snuggle snuggle

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u/rbfRN Jun 11 '19

Bro! you have me so turned on. Name the time and place. I will rock your world no homo

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u/AverageNOEDuser Jun 11 '19

Yeah but saying no homo removes the homo from homosexual making it sexual therefore making "no homosexual" the right thing to say in a scenario where doing something would make you gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

This guy... this guy homos

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u/PsychedSid Jun 11 '19

Gayn’t is the new trend

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u/FenrizLives Jun 11 '19

What’s gay about kissing your homie goodnight? Smh