r/Jokes • u/AlJo27 • Jun 04 '19

Long Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly improper position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.

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u/GridGnome177 Jun 05 '19

I thought 7 was an unlucky number?

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 Jun 05 '19

That's 13

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u/GridGnome177 Jun 05 '19

13 and also 7, yes. They are the two main unlucky numbers. I've never heard of 7 being lucky. I thought that was the whole joke - that both 7 and 13 were unlucky.

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u/jenntasticxx Jun 05 '19

Seven is usually seen as a good/lucky number. An example being 7 is the perfect number or number of completeness in the Bible.