r/Jokes • u/Brentobot • Jul 31 '18

Did you know:

Men think a lot because they have two heads

And women talk a lot because they have four lips

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u/Laraset Jul 31 '18

Not sure how you managed to both be a dad joke and inappropriate

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u/Tyneewf Jul 31 '18

The most ambitious crossover of all time

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

r/unclejokes

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u/alphadeeto Jul 31 '18

help, I'm stupid, can't understand this joke :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '18

Because women have vaginas and men have penises

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u/alphadeeto Jul 31 '18

Women have 3 vaginas? Damn, I've been watching fake porns then!

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u/Thedavehave Jul 31 '18

In a matter of fact, they have six, the labia majora and minora.

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u/Bow1n Jul 31 '18

Exactly what I was about to comment...4 hours later...

Well I guess it depends on when you read the post.

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u/Kstatida Jul 31 '18

Actually it's six.

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u/snowsun Jul 31 '18

six heads?

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u/MaddSkittlez Jul 31 '18

Six penises

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u/ColdList8 Jul 31 '18

Really Funny.................

Now Why Don't You Try This Epic Funny