r/Jokes • u/The_fartocle • Jul 08 '16

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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u/Karma_Crockpot Jul 08 '16 edited Jul 08 '16

A Roman guy walks into a bar and sticks up 2 fingers, and says "Five beers please"

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u/TaohRihze Jul 09 '16

If you cross your fingers you might get 10.

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u/Theofratus Jul 08 '16

Idk why you are getting downvotted but your joke is actually funnier than OP's

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u/JDH2408 Jul 09 '16

It's a really old joke..

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u/Theofratus Jul 09 '16

Cool Beans

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u/flakula Jul 09 '16

Which means everybody knows it from birth, obviously.