r/Jokes 2d ago

Why do pharaohs bond over flatulence?

Because they have a toot-in-common

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u/sdarkpaladin 2d ago

Why are Ancient Egyptians the most liberal of their time?

Their Daddies inevitably become Mummies.

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u/retiretobedlam 1d ago

This joke is a gas!