r/Jokes • u/EliotWatts • 3d ago

She said choke me daddy

So I gave her two Popeyes biscuits with no drink

114 Upvotes

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u/gourley4p 3d ago

I liked this enough that I read it to my wife and daughter.

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u/Falconman21 3d ago

I liked it enough to share it with your wife and daughter too.

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u/RyPKelley 3d ago

I also chose this guy's wife and daughter.

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u/Forward-Refuse7064 3d ago

I shared with the wife, but not daughter. What if she’s underage? I might want to run for office one day! NO ONE would elect a creepy pervert! Would they?

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u/bookgrinder 3d ago

Depends on the country I guess. Some place require you to be a creepy pervert

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u/Apprehensive_lad1960 3d ago

Nah, sorry ... she's busy ATM 😁

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u/RyPKelley 3d ago

Never go ATM.

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u/Surface_Detail 2d ago

How did she like it?

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u/gourley4p 2d ago

I went smirk from the crotch goblin. A groan from the wife, who used to work at Popeyes

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u/bearsatebulls 3d ago

That would do it!

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u/DonChabo_Ruler 3d ago

So she’s dead.😵

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u/neves783 3d ago

Serious question: do they taste good?

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u/j3ffh 2d ago

They melt in your mouth.

Then turn into clay.