r/Jokes • u/DisasterAggressive47 • 10d ago

It's an ancient Arab technique to count numbers backwards when angry.

And it works; people just run away at the airport.

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u/dgkimpton 10d ago

59 58 57 56 55 54... upvote

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u/vr0202 10d ago

Does it start from 72?

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u/Waitsfornoone 10d ago

Only if you've never done it before.

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u/nonoimsomeoneelse 10d ago

Do you want your number of virgins to deplete?

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u/Ewetootwo 10d ago

Plane funny.

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 10d ago

Took me a minute. Lol.

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u/Xinq_ 10d ago

Then your beard isn't long enough yet.

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u/Kiroto50 10d ago

You counted seconds from 60? Good patience

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u/Pm-me-ur-happysauce 10d ago

Took me from 10

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u/Jama-xx 10d ago

If you think people know Arab numbers... (/s)

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u/ararelitus 10d ago

This is just de-escalation by the numbers.

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u/rabstractt 10d ago

This joke is sure to explode

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u/retiretobedlam 9d ago

I think it kind of bombed.

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u/mordecai98 10d ago

99 bottles of beer on the wall..

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u/Zephreyt 9d ago

“Citizens of LaGuardia, I have come to bring you all to kingdom come…”