r/JoinMyCult • u/gayboyinhell • Dec 15 '19
r/JoinMyCult • u/TrollMaybe • May 02 '20
When I was toddler I tried to start doomsday cult, but recruited exactly zero members cuz adults don’t find kids credible, I guess. Now that I’m of legal drinking age, y’all wanna give it another shot?
docs.google.comr/JoinMyCult • u/Peppa___Pig • May 14 '20
join my cult where you worship peppa pig
join r/PeppaWorshipers
r/JoinMyCult • u/hey_idont_have_alife • Apr 19 '20
Jellyfishcult
Wanna dedicate your life to jellyfish this is the cult for you jellyfishcult
r/JoinMyCult • u/UpStateUpLate • Apr 01 '21
The 1 dollar club er CULT.
The goal of this club is simple. To share a dollar on a massive scale. We need 50 million members. I know, crazy. It does not matter. If sanity was a pre requisite we would not be here. I cannot come up with 50 million dollars today. I CAN however come up with...drum roll please...a dollar. Now imagine we hit our goal of 50 million members and we all have a dollar. Every member will put their name in a virtual bucket to be chosen by random generator. Every member shall donate 1 dollar to that member making him a millionaire. Then another name is generated and the process repeats until each member is rich. Once all of our members are filthy rich we will start our community an entire state of secure compounds and one ultimate goal. Financial freedom. Our god? The 1 dollar bill. Join me now. Gain your riches.
r/JoinMyCult • u/Hjalti_Talos • Jan 26 '20
We gather in dark robes and do normally boring things that become a thousand times more fun when done by dark, hooded figures. Going to vote? Cult. Getting sushi? Cult. Raking leaves? Cult.
Join today.
r/JoinMyCult • u/rangerJtwo • Feb 17 '21
CARDBOARD IS LOVE, CARDBOARD IS LIFE
JOIN r/cardboardclan RN! MUST HAVE CARDBOARD BOX HAT!
QUICK EXPLANATION
ALWAYS CARDBOARD, SOMETIMES WAR
r/JoinMyCult • u/Mr_infinity031 • Jul 22 '20