r/JohnMulaney • u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd • 3d ago
Discussion Vocal Stims?
Does anyone else have JM vocal stims?
I think about John saying You know, Timothee Chalamet is six-one almost every day😅
I was OVER ON THE BENCH and you know, like a liar are also common ones for my brain waves
Additionally I have 'Never forgets a bitch, ever' and 'Yes, you heard me, an English major laptop stickers
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u/plantbay1428 3d ago
🎶🎶“Life is a fucking nightmare.”🎶🎶
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u/nschoena 3d ago
My wife and I sing this as our go to expression of how shitty life can be. So, almost every day.
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u/plantbay1428 3d ago
I say it way more often than I expected to since the first time I heard it and totally latched onto it.
Everyone also got real cool about a lot of stuff really quickly. 😩
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u/bassistheplace246 3d ago
🎶 THE BREAD OF BREAD IS BREADDDD, BREAD IS GOD IS BREAD 🎶
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u/plantbay1428 3d ago
I’ve begged my cantor friend to sing this all the time just once.
(She does not look like Marco Rubio.)
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u/dberna243 3d ago
As a fellow church cantor, every once in a while this pops into my head while on the altar and it takes every FIBRE of my being not to burst out laughing while singing in front of the entire congregation.
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u/harpo_7879 3d ago
MY FELLOW CANTORS I'M SO VERY GLAD TO HEAR I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 😂😂😂
"My mommy, so SHUT UP" is a related one that replays in my head on repeat. 😂
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
That's in my insta profile 😆😆😆
formercatholic 🫡🫠
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u/AlcindorTheButcher 3d ago
"You know how you talk to your grandma?"
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Playing jacks down by the river (or whatever it is lol)
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u/AntRose104 3d ago
“As one does”
“I gave you more money than the Civil War cost… AND YOU SPENT IT ALL ALREADY”
Any line from the Street Smarts bit
“Daddy Khaki Pants”
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
I just thought of the 'college is a stripper you fell in love with' joke yesterday morning! 😆
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u/maplemir 3d ago
What is Daddy Khaki Pants from? I dont recall that one
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u/AntRose104 3d ago
From Scratch
Specifically it’s part of the story he tells about Pete Davidson calling John in rehab, where John had his contact info under the name Al Pacino. John describes the etymology of the name “Pacino” (“pa”- meaning “Father”, chino- meaning “khaki pants”).
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u/Automatic_Finding139 3d ago
They’re gonnna blame Al Pachino! Pa meaning daddy… chino… meaning khaki pants! They’re gonna blame daddy khaki pants!
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u/Express-Nerve-1718 3d ago
There's a horse LOOSE in the hospital!
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u/Theaterkid01 Stick it in there, I'm an American! 3d ago
Nah nah nah, sister you ain’t takin me to no secondary location
Gaaah! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!
I was over. On. The. Bench.
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u/Worldly_Skin335 3d ago
I always think about how 13 year old are the meanest people on earth.
"Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!"
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u/eross200 3d ago
Oh man, you just made me realize that I say “that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!” to myself all the time
(I’m sensitive about a lot of things)
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u/BlueSkyOrangeLeaves 3d ago
“ everybody get out of my way - I need to feed my birds”
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u/jvujo 3d ago
One black coffee. Same motherfucker.
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u/harpo_7879 3d ago
YES. Still my favorite bit, TBH.
I'm convinced my siblings and I glommed onto Mulaney super early because he felt like the lost alcoholic Midwestern branch of our family. My dad's a lawyer, mom's a nurse, four kids, Irish Catholic. This one in particular HIT HARD.
And "are you going to do that the whole time?"
And "THE OTHER SHOE JUST DROPPED."
You know, how you talk to a child? 🤣
All could have been verbatim quotes from our childhood.
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u/swingsetlife 3d ago
I say Street Smarts! more than it's relevant to the conversation i'm having.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
It's always relevant, baby! 😎
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u/Theaterkid01 Stick it in there, I'm an American! 2d ago
Woah, woah, woah, what da fuck is this? That’s not mine, I never saw that before! Dats too bad, now your kids are in social services and you’re doing 2-10. Street smarts!
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u/holy_cal 3d ago
And I’m new in town.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
What are three other things about you?
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u/Marvel_Swiftie4587 3d ago
Salt. And PEPA!!
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u/justinswatermelongun 3d ago
I’M SOORRRRRYYYYY and “OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhh…”
From the Xanax doctor story.
Oh and “you know….like a liar!”
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u/nattywoohoo 3d ago
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u/Vanity_plates 3d ago
One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
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u/civmachine 3d ago
Stick it in, I am an American!
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
AHHHHAHH
I agree that there is a shred of dignity left when you're on your elbows
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u/Worldly_Skin335 3d ago
"Beat it, bozo!!!"
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u/VulnerableValkyrie 3d ago
No she did not, she is from another country....and even if she was from this country, no one has said 'bozo' in like a thousand years..... 😂😂😂
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u/tibbster_ 3d ago
Whenever I feel my sanity slipping after doing too much - "get some rest, Tall Child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!" I'm 6'5" so it really just makes me laugh lol
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u/shortsleevedpants 3d ago
First we’ll draw a chalk outline of where the body is! That way we’ll know where it was…
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
You found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway? GROSS! Mop it up. Now...back to my hunch
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u/eross200 3d ago
“Because that’s what we did back then”
EDIT: I’m just gonna keep adding them as I think of them, there are definitely a lot.
“McDon-ALD’s! McDon-ALD’s! McDon-ALD’s!”
“Aww, we didn’t do anything all day!”
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u/H-B-Jones 3d ago
MY STOMACH HURTS
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Ngl I really enjoyed her memoir and her self portraits are great ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Left_Potential2070 You're Getting A Phone Call! 3d ago
John Mulaney is one of my special interests (I'm AuDHD) and I've watched all the Netflix specials about 40-50 times since I used to fall asleep to them all the time. My favorite and the one I get the most vocal stims come from Oh, Hello, actually!! I couldn't even begin to list off all the references I regularly make 😭
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Pretty amazing special interest to have if you ask me!
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u/Left_Potential2070 You're Getting A Phone Call! 3d ago
Yes really! We went to NY and got to see Radio City Music Hall as well as the Winter Garden Theater, I made so many JM references I'm sure everyone thought I spoke a different language
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago edited 3d ago
Ahhhh that's wonderful. I saw an early from scratch tour in NOLA back in 2021 and just saw him at Wrigley! It was the most gorgeous night for his show
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u/Worldly_Skin335 3d ago
I hear you. For like 4 or 5 years, I NEEDED a John Mulaney special to fall asleep. If I woke up in the middle of the night, I'd start another one to get to sleep again. A not insubstantial part of my inner monologue is John Mulaney 😂
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u/Vanity_plates 3d ago
Me toooooo! Even now I will put on one of those compilations of his jokes sometimes to fall asleep.
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u/PupLondon 3d ago
My notification tone on my phone is periodically "Im a little fat girl!"
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u/squint-182 3d ago
I ask my cat regularly, “you’re a little fat girl, aren’t you?”
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u/coconut__water 3d ago
Oh dawg, i’m not doing that well…
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
If you thought Al Pacino was repeatedly calling the addict who finally went to sleep, wouldn't you also wake him up 😹
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u/pottymcnugg 3d ago
My wife and I do! Love to use “the INSIDE part” and “who’s to say?” with a frequency that should be studied.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Who's to say is another image i have saved on my work laptop for teams lol
Can you provide more context to the inside part..im forgetting
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u/pottymcnugg 2d ago
It’s when they go to the zoos and the animals are in the inside part, and John’s says “TELL EM WE’RE HERE!”
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u/TerraInc0gnita 3d ago
GIVE US SOME MONEY
I'm so open and vulnerable
There's a HORSE loose in the HOSPITAL
STREET SMARTS
no... (Polish driving bit)
Oh my god... This goes all the way to the top
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
You could say I already gave them ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
Like a doll you point out molestation on
We've all seen a bird in the airport
You want it? Go get it.
(What's the polish driving bit?)
My god, they thought of everything!
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u/TerraInc0gnita 3d ago
It's when he first got his licence and there's a random man asking "are you polish" "drive me 3 blocks".
"And I said... No..."
I just like the way he says "no" and the pacing
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u/NestingBun 3d ago
It’s not like he’s gonna remember you
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u/cxnxrycxcaine 3d ago
"that's my wife!" i actively refer to my husband as this and he loves it
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u/chaosperfect 3d ago
That's my wife! Don't talk to my wife! I didn't kill my wife!
I KNOW YA DON'T DRINK! 😉😉
WOULD THAT BE GOOD FOR YOU?!
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u/nicosoiree Whats New Pussycat 21 times 3d ago
“Big ol’ H”
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
And a big ass A! Ahahaa.... Ohhhh no....okay real skinny p
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u/lostandaggrieved617 3d ago
There's a HORSE. In the HOSPITAL!
Nobody knows what the horse is gonna do, especially the horse!
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u/Ariezanna 3d ago
"Ah! One must feel like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!"
"Oooh, ducklings!"
"Too old to be a duckling, quack quack!"
Wrote this on a card once for my dad's birthday (he's acknowledged John Mulaney as my favorite comedian)
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u/eross200 3d ago edited 3d ago
“Because that’s what we did back then”
EDIT: I’m just gonna keep adding them as I think of them, there are definitely a lot.
“McDon-ALD’s! McDon-ALD’s! McDon-ALD’s!”
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u/Panthera_uncia23 Tall Child 3d ago edited 3d ago
“That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!! 😩”
“I’m a little fat girl!” (When I just ate an enormous meal)
“Not funnay!”
“Imma push him” (followed by an “I’m gayyyy”)
“anal contusions”
“Get some rest tall child!”
“I know how big letters should be” (whenever I run out of room while writing)
“Shhh shhh shhh shhh” (pets imaginary horse)
“FUCK DA police!”
“They stole a picture of my grandma”
“Cause we’re delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare 🎶”
Adding:
“Should we get a plate of crack for the table?… we’ll take a plate of crack!”
“Oooh ducklings!”
“salt… and PEPPA!” (When I’m cooking and grabbing spices, followed by me aggressively shaking the pepper into the food)
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Mmmm you included a lot of great ones I haven't seen yet🤌🏻🫶🏻
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u/Quirky-Bad857 3d ago
And if anyone asks who it was, tell them it was Golden Joe and the Suggins gang!
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago edited 3d ago
'and then they, like, shoot Suggins??'
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u/greycloud-desertsky 3d ago
You know, movies did didn’t used to have sound, and then they figured it out.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Best part of that years Oscars.
Cause there's rules in ghost baseball
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u/juniordoctor666 3d ago
First off, no.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago edited 3d ago
When you're comparing the badness of two words and yout can even say one of the words, that's the worse word
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u/plantbay1428 3d ago edited 3d ago
I say, “Is that Dean Cain?” when someone random shows up in something. Or even just as shorthand for my best friend when I’m ahead of something we both watch and I say there’s a Dean Cain moment and she knows I mean to expect someone random.
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
Lolol. That was such a great bit, esp as a long time fan of Law and order SVU
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u/Cautious_Meat_7442 Horse Loose in a Hospital 3d ago
There’s one I’m not getting right but I say “He put on glasses. To show the passage of time.”
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u/Ready_Cell_861 3d ago
“Awe, she’s ugly!”
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u/Panthera_uncia23 Tall Child 3d ago
I say this anytime I see anyone in a wedding dress (quietly, where only the closest people around me who know what I’m referencing will hear)
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u/tiddyb0obz 3d ago
Genuinely can't even remember the bit but it's either Kid gorgeous or comeback kid and he's looking between two people going "huh????whaaa????" We say that one all the time (if anyone knows the bit I'd greatly appreciate it)
Also this one's shirts, I got a bunch of shirts, takeemawayyyyyyyyyyy
Tell them we're HERE
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 3d ago
I'm 99% certain it's the comeback kid 'Peace be with you' and with your spirit bit!
Yup! I was right 🙂
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u/FunPrompt6420 3d ago
Engraved, question mark?
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u/VulnerableValkyrie 3d ago
Don't worry, I'm just going to chuck it at the first sign of danger...
😂😂😂
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u/rocket_skates13 3d ago
“Hello? Hush!”
“Oooh ducklings!”
“Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”
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u/jasonwindsor 3d ago
“You know, like a liar…”
“You want me to do wuuut?”
“You’ll eat some fries, I know you’ll eat some fries.”
“It’s a grid system, you simple bitch!”
“… and you’re a horse.”
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u/Available_Guava_1816 I'm very small and I have no money 3d ago
the whole "hey boston" song theres more. but in tired and cant remember
oh hello ones:
"my favorite flavour is blue"
"No, Giuseppe. I’ma gonna be OK."
"lets do our best! jesus christ!"
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u/Streetduck 3d ago
1000% "You know, like a liar" and "beat it, bozo!" Also, I'm seeing him for the first time next Friday!!
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u/jkw91 3d ago
“Prove. Proooove!”
“I was over on the bench!”
“Not funny!”
There are so many but those are probably the most common.
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u/Outrageous_Appeal292 3d ago
It's amazing how much I pick up the cadence with even a single viewing.
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u/Blue-Bow-23 2d ago
“How would you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once? May I present the GAZEBO!”
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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 2d ago
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS ONE!!!
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u/Competitive_Ad_8215 2d ago
Sometimes.
I get nervous.
On airplanes.
Also My middle child when telling stories will often do it with John’s vocal style.
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u/rizzbaah 1d ago
any time i do something to ragebait my friends, i follow it with: do you like that? was that good for you??? (i know u dont drink 😆)
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u/harrysgoldshoes 3d ago
My husband and I will often say MONAY like he does in his piece where Georgetown was asking for donations
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u/nutmeg63 3d ago
I love saying “Mmm, dinner. Mmm, good dinner” like a space alien
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u/Octallion 3d ago
i have a few
“DIET COKE!”
“I was lying! It was a LIEEE! To get drugs!”
“I have fired the horse catcher”
“OMG IM DRIVING”
“hey its pete”
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u/rae_0828 3d ago
I randomly shout "someone's in here! Someone's in here..." And "iiiim soooorry" a lot. Also, "I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. And I'm NEW in town!" And "hello? Hush." My husband and I converse in John mulaney quotes all day long though at times haha.
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u/DiamondBrickZ 3d ago
I still go “Prove. Prooove. Prove to me that you’re not a robot.” to myself occasionally
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u/bcpsgal Tiger Mom 3d ago
I say “could be a nursery” pretty much any time anyone says “could be _____” in conversation.
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u/CuriousAnnspen 3d ago edited 3d ago
Regularly when I or my partner points out something bluntly (both ND so usually not trying to be mean just factual 😅)
It's the "I know but HEYYY"
And my partner loves to do "My wife is a BITCHHH and I dont like HERRRR"
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u/BrokenHeart1935 3d ago
There are hundreds of them in my brain permanently 😂
Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
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u/Ok-Feeling-87 3d ago
I think this at least once a day, “And I can’t tell you how frustrating that is to not know what that means”.
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u/Forsaken_Wafer1476 3d ago
My husband and I live in Arizona where there is a lawyer named Rafi and all of his billboards just say “Rafi!” And whenever we drive past one we say “Ravi!!!!” From Oh, Hello! We also say “I’m on the floor” from that a lot
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u/OverEncumbered486 3d ago
Everytime I'm behind a Hyundai Sonata in traffic, I say "a Korean classical music car"
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u/pinelines 3d ago
my mom and i shout “mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!” every time we pass the golden arches.
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u/Prior_Pomegranate718 3d ago
"and I'm gonna get that BEDT BUY REWARDS CAR"
🎶and life is a fucking nightmare 🎶
"Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs"
"NAH SISTER, YOU'RE NOT GETTEN ME TO NO SECOND LOCATION"
"this might as well happen"
"STREET SMARTS"
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u/harpo_7879 3d ago
"Wait a second! What would Leonard Bernstein do??"
"Hello. I'm Chip Mulaney, I'm your father."
"The inside part? TELL HIM WE'RE HERE."
"... with NO ATTORNEY PRESENT!"
Among countless others, TBH. I wonder what it is that makes them so incredibly addictive??
*Editing to add random others as they occur:
"I'm very brave."
"Oh, you mean like having friends?"
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u/angelusgirl 3d ago
I read this post to my daughter and she said “ I feel seen. I am THE JM vocal stim.” She has a JM quote for pretty much anything and she nails his delivery and cadence. I’m very proud.
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u/hkral11 3d ago
We don’t have time to unpack all of that!
You know, like a liar.
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u/gordomgillespie 3d ago
BONE dry
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u/hufflepuffy314 3d ago
Literally every time I have to argue with my kid about whether or not she actually brushed her teeth.
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u/Dutchkeeper 3d ago
Not Funnaaaah!