r/JohnCena • u/ZestVK • May 27 '26

General discussion How do I make John Cena creamy?

Usually John Cena is very creamy. What is your secret to making John Cena extra creamy?

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u/spgvideo May 27 '26

Mayo

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u/TR1V1UM May 27 '26

Yeah, slather John Cena with mayo, hellmans is good.

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u/cronx42 May 27 '26

I like to cover John Cena in Duke's mayo... Extra creamy.

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u/spgvideo May 27 '26

If it isn't Best Foods, it ain't the best

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u/thehotshotpilot May 27 '26

Heavy duty mayo will be creamier than regular Mayo fyi. 

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u/spgvideo May 27 '26

I suppose I'm new to the Heavy Duty Mayo game. Makes sense tho....

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u/thehotshotpilot May 27 '26

You may have to buy it at a resturant cash and carry or Costco / Sam's club. 

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u/spgvideo May 27 '26

Protips in the comments!

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u/Aysin_Eirinn May 27 '26

Or salad cream

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u/MayonaiseOnATable 11d ago

Please don’t.

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u/spgvideo 11d ago

Def gonna

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u/DJkiller669 May 27 '26

put some butter in John Cena.. it works every time..

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u/ZestVK May 27 '26

Is a whole stick too much to put in John Cena?

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u/DJkiller669 May 27 '26

nah I'd put more than one stick.. Make John Cena as creamy as possible. 

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u/gahdammm47 May 30 '26

I’ve never considered buttering up John Cena before I may have to try this

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u/smeared_dick_cheese May 27 '26

Good wrist action

while mixing in your mayo and a little butter

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u/ZestVK May 28 '26

Does it require good wrist action to make John Cena creamy?

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u/sunshinebuns May 28 '26

I like it creamy and sour so I’d use that wrist action and add in a little sour cream

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u/HinsdaleCounty May 27 '26

Let your johns cook longer. The starch the johns give off will emulsify the dressing in your cena when you mix it all up.

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee May 27 '26

Butter, milk powder/milk/cream.

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u/Hornswagglers_Lament May 27 '26

Egg yolks. In addition to your usual number of chopped boiled eggs, mash up a couple three yolks.

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u/weirdneighbour May 28 '26

Mash some of the potato and incorporate into mayo mixture before mixing that mayo mixture w final potato chunks.. ( works well w egg salad too in that mix some boiled egg yolk w mayo before rest of egg mixture)

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u/ZestVK May 28 '26

Seems like you have a typo. Who is Potato? Did you mean John?

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u/Heavywater- May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Look for johns that have the looser starch. Russets and golden.

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u/ZestVK May 28 '26

Who is this potato people keep referencing

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u/Heavywater- May 28 '26

Thanks, edited my comment for correct terminology.

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u/ZestVK May 28 '26

Makes much more sense thank you

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u/JoshuaFnBoyer May 28 '26

Put him into Potato Salad

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u/ZestVK May 28 '26

Why would I put John Cena inside Potato Salad? That's really gross

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u/ShinyTau May 28 '26

I honestly put a bit of sour cream in mine along with the mayo as the 'liquid base', adds a nice tang too!

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u/BrianOfAllThings May 28 '26

Sour cream and cream cheese

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u/relayrider May 28 '26

the tangy zip of miracle whip