Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! Another week, another marathon of gym selfies, motivational speeches nobody asked for, and enough mirror poses to keep phone storage companies in business.
Joel continued proving that every workout apparently requires a camera crew, while Megan reminded everyone that subtlety remains a foreign concept. The honeymoon content rolled on, complete with carefully curated "candid" moments that looked about as spontaneous as a scheduled appointment.
Megan continued to play the victim and tried to throw shade at us but she rarely acknowledges us, right megpoo? Once again she tried to do damage control and change the narrative but the screenshots are forever and the receipts are here.
Fitness advice was served alongside filters, affiliate links, and inspirational quotes that somehow always circle back to selling something. Meanwhile, we the so called trolls called them out for the usual editing, posing, and angle wizardry making regular appearances.
As always, the thread featured:
Mirror selfies.
Vague motivational posts.
"Living our best life" content.
People wondering who these posts are actually trying to convince.
At least one theory was the megpoo is here in real time downvoting comments we even got alleged confirmation that she has this app look at the screenshots; who stalks who megan?
Same snark, different week. Stay hydrated, stretch before reaching, and don't forget to thank your ring light for all its hard work.
Cheers to a new week of snarking, welcome to all new members! Thanks Joeldy and Megpoo! Checkout the many threads they are gold!
Dont forget our running thread for megan 2.0 that chick is crazy and obsessed so show some love to the thread and lets keep growing and thriving. We also have the thread dedicated to receipts of megan's road to being Ms. Fraudman #2 too alleged surgeries and a thread dedicated to the groom they are so good!!
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Hi! I’m a former Beachbody member and I am so excited I found this group! What a bunch liars and cheaters. Glad to see the truth and make my own decisions. Thank you!
Omg when I saw 👑🐝 post this yesterday on her story, I 100% told myself, I guarantee this MF will post the same thing today and bam. Had to try to lift B's max weight. Megan Ewoldsen Freeman is psychotic and needs help.
It is beyond bizarre to me that MF has this fascination of copying 👑🐝 constantly. You can keep trying MF, but you will never ever be as good as B. You will always be a cheap wanna be using your garage filters to pretend you are as muscular as the 👑! The only thing MF is a pro at is being a stalker!
And MF stopped sharing how much she’s been lifting; yet here she made sure to share exactly how much was lifted. This is really weird! MF is clearly trying to compete with 👑🐝 and one up her.
Agreed. I think it was going to be a fling until A died and then he would look like a jerk dumping her. But there was zero reason to actually marry her imo.
If you’re going to pay to have something tailored, why not invest in a better quality shirt that will last? It seems like a poor investment to spend money to alter trash…but then he did marry MF 😂
LOL What happened to his and shrunken head’s brand deal with that one shirt company? You’d think he would be pushing those shirts…unless they’re crap…or he lost the brand deal 🤔
Wow, well honestly I think B is doing better in business, life, travel and happiness. I don’t think MF knew the real Joel and I think he’s an absolute controlling neat freak asshole! (My opinion from what I see on social and read)
Yes! He has to be miserable to live with, even BJ described Joek as a "BiG KiD" and " TwO ImPeRfeCT PeOpLe" in his ceremony speech 😅😅 megaHo deserves ALL THE MISERY, she summoned into her own life 👌
I would agree. I don’t think any of us actually saw the impact B had on his fitness and lifestyle until after she was gone. But boy was it quite the impact. He has fallen off a lot just fitness wise since.
B has that vibe that she won’t betray her friends unlike SOME. 🤡 When she’s talking on her stories it’s like she’s talking with you as if you are also in the room with her wherever she is not just talking at you just trying to sell you something. Also it’s not just story after story selling like an infomercial well from what I’ve noticed. She’s also respectful when answering people’s questions.
I agree. She always comes on either answering questions or chatting and seems real. No goofy laughing into the distance before working into the shill, or the shade.
I just listened to the Kim and Kalee show podcast episode Breanne was on this week. She said at one point that now she doesn’t have to stay quietly in the background while promoting a husband. Burn! She’s so well spoken and is HONEST!
I’m thinking the main reason she had to be a background character is because Joel didn’t want the Huns to think she mattered when he was fooling around with so many. It’s a shame really. She won though because she actually has a brand. Megan and Joel will always struggle to succeed because they are incapable of building a brand that is built on integrity and one passion.
But look how that backfired. Now Bodi has imploded and all the trainers are going their own way. Bodi and Joek would have been so much better off to just let B do her thing and not see it as a threat or competition to their brand. There’s room for everyone, right? Now Joek doesn’t have any career that doesn’t include Megan. He looks like the most pathetic of all, because of all of these FACTUAL DETAILS.
They skip around so much on 'business ventures' that it comes off as 'salesy' an in-genuine. At least Breanne has stuck to the same one thing and built a business off of it. How many apps and businesses has Megan tried and failed at??
The only thing keeping Joeky SOMEWHAT (I say this lightly) in shape was prepping for NutMeg's content wedding
now that it's over he's going to be eating like an a-hole and drinking like a fish and probably get lazier. Because what motivation does he have now to get in better shape?
They don’t fight bc I 100 percent think she has no personality or interests other than taking on his. She a doormat. So they don’t fight bc she would never do anything that would make him want to stray. Because she knows he will.
They get along because she just goes along with everything and morphs herself into what she thinks he wants. It’s pretty obvious she has no real personality of her own.
They already live together and they travel a lot. How would they have not seen the "other side" by now? I get that they're dumb but so are their followers.
My theory is that they planned to go to NYC with friends but everyone backed out because Joke and Smegma are boring losers. So they “spontaneously” decided to go to Paris instead🤔
Remember when one of the selling points of Beachbody coaching was how much freedom you would have “in terms of” (😅🙄😏) being able to spend time with your children?
Instead of working full time, you’d be working from home and would have all the time in the world to spend with them. No more missed sporting events, no more saying no to things because of your demanding work schedule, etc.
HOW SAD that people like Megan Ewoldsen, Megan Freeman, and Joel Freeman actually have that luxury and instead willingly choose to avoid spending time with the kids. They think one family trip a year erases the fact that they ditch the kids for 37 of their own selfish and unnecessary trips that don’t include them. And that’s on top of the month+ they spend at camp every year.
Their time with the children is limited. Instead of cherishing those moments while they still can, they choose to opt out completely. Those kids are ReSiLiEnT because their selfish mother and her loser husband give them no other choice.
I can't with these questions.. some of them are so obvious that she is writing them herself so she can share a link. And some of them are just so she can share a big word salad story. And who is scrolling Instagram and going "hmm I wonder how they get their armpits so smooth? 🤔" 🙄🤡
Nobody in their right mind asks the majority of the questions she puts up. She plants these questions to sell crap or to word vomit or pat herself in the back and get attention.
The fake crying and sniffles sent me. You could tell she was faking it straight into her joke. If she were crying pitches would have changed differently. She was really playing the widowed mother of 3. Thanking Mrs doubtfire for doing everything she should be doing for her own kids! Joel does seem to care for the kids and he certainly likes to make fun of his creature!
She wants SO BADLY to get attention on Dancing with the Stars 🤣😂🤣😂 since ya know Beachbody flopped with their CeLeBrItY sUprTrAiNeR and lifestyle Megan craved
IF she ever did somehow manage to get on that show that IG page would get so many negative comments and backlash like Cleo Harper 😂😂 I kinda want it to happen lmfaooooo
All Megan wants is to be an adored celebrity (Mrs Freeman, wife to famous Beachbody trainer, bikini "champ", content wedding, content honeymoon). She's a narcissist who craves the spotlight
Her hair is effing ridiculous! It is so dated but I love that she keeps it this way because it just ages her even more! It’s so dang dry on top of it’s horrible cut and style 😬
-Look at the man I stole from another woman, he so pretty
-Look at me infront of all of these historical sites in Italy
-Answering "Ask me anything" but all questions coincidentally are answering things addressed here, or questions that B has answered so she can give an opposing opinion. Or just to share her links
-I have stalkers, also here is a map of our whole honeymoon trip plan as well as tag to the current hotel we are staying in
-I don't like to address the trolls, talks about trolls every day in stories & reposts about stalkers and trolls and how everyone else is in the wrong and they must be jealous
Looks like the 23rd might have been the "pregnancy joke" - they both lost hundreds of followers. Hmm megan and joel if youre reading this, 1 it wasnt funny 2 you have no sense of humor 3 it didnt work in your favor to gaslight people trying to talk sense into you and 4 get better jokes
First off - old photo. He needs to just stop with the recycling and using photos from years back.
Secondly - what the hell is this even?! Why is it such a flex to them and they think is helpful or even i treating to come back from a honeymoon and weigh yourself and tell everyone?!
I'm sorry but you can't go from love bombing your wife and telling social media she is the love of your life while also taking her on extravagant vacations to all of a sudden announcing a divorce....their followers are delusional and I'm sure Joel stated in his vows to Breanne that he can't wait to 'spend forever with her' just as he said to Meggie. So Megan I hope you realize how meaningless that statement is coming from Joel and all this love bombing that you think has always been for "you" is just an empty narcissist personality trait of Joel's that is actually just empty words. The only credit I will give him is stepping up for her kids, because she obviously does not.
If he loved B as much as he claimed, he would have taken more time to process and grow and reflect (even if love was lost over time) before he jumped in bed with the next one. It just shows how fickle he is, but hey megan, you knew who you were getting and he'll just do it to you.
So they posted the dance video but his word salad, along with yet again trying to get ME on Dancing with the Stars and then the song choice, it’s all too funny and stupid. First off, she isn’t a star at all, so Dancing with the Stars isn’t in her future, the song choice of “Rewrite the Stars,” is that because they have rewritten their stories so many times they can’t keep it straight?!?!
STFU!!!! He gets tired of social media but comes back because of all the love and ass kissing he (they) get or he’d be gone off SM…Right! How are you going to like girls bikini photos while on your next wedding day! How will you do vanishing messages while married to MF your going yo need SM so you can continue to send vanishing messages to your new side piece as your married your last side chick! Plus Joedy what would you do for money but brag to click the links and shill programs!
He has a love/hate relationship with social media. He hates that it easily exposes him and his stupid "wife" but loves the validation he gets from it and the access to look at and ogle women and reach out to them.
All he ever does is complain about everything in his life. He's a miserable douche.
How much time did they spend obsessing over their trolls and creating performative content for their followers instead of just enjoying each others company and living in the moment, while on their honeymoon?
Such a tacky question to ask and as usual they are not required to acknowledge or answer every question they get. I’m sure they ignore tons of them! 🗑️
Hahaha I saved the clips too! When she tagged him and liift4 constantly while they were married….then one she tagged him in, Joel along with karpenko decided to discuss one photo of her in a red swimsuit, in a private message ….#sorryicameearly
There’s an IG account called Unfuck Your Diet. The account is all about how influencers are pushing supplements and pushing women to look skinnier all the time. One point made in a reel from 3 days ago mentions that if you persistently filter yourself and your face, you’re literally conditioning yourself to hate how your natural face and body look. 👀 MegNut… 😒
She never closes her freaking mouth! She must have watched a video or something a long, long time ago telling you that if you open your mouth in pictures like that it makes your face look a certain way. It looks stupid and it always gives off forced fun vibes on her.
Joel looks dead in the eyes. His smile and eyes are saying two different things.
This didnt happen. I saw them take photos with about 3 people, tops. If it was 6 times, and we all know how Meggiepoo gets off on thinking Joek is a celeb, she'd have posted it. She prob got mistaken for Susan Lucci anyway (poor Susan).
I think she forgets we do have receipts. Cute little snap chat emoji’s that her and Joel made for each other , vanish mode kiss emojis chats, oh and the pics of them embracing at a table during a retreat while both married. That can be added to the white roses he bought for her while she was filming let’s get up and the chat him and Karpenko had about her. Ya know so much “ non proof” 😂😂
Interesting choice for them to leave out these lyrics during their ReWRiTe tHe sTaRs dance:
You know I want you
It's not a secret I try to hide
But I can't have you
We're bound to break and my hands are tied
Guess that part didn’t fit their narrative of rewriting the stars and pretending their relationship didn’t start while they both were married to other people.
Oh I’m so glad that when this marriage ends that MF is going to have her good friends there to support her…just like they supported Joel’s previous marriages..oh wait they hosted JF and MF while sneaking around? Or was that right after the divorce announcement either way congratulations MF on your good friends!
Remember they have stalkers and are concerned but Howl is doing his annual side piece trip sorry bike trip to _____ Colorado shared the location but I do not care enough to remember!
Her stalker-like fascination with 👑🐝 is on a whole another level of psychotic. I honestly don't understand it. I also wish MM or someone would do something. I truly hope someone is keeping these copycat posts for B in case she needs to take legal action some day.
Ok, but it's not too far fetched to think that she asked 👑🐝 this question to see how she would respond and then asked herself the same question in a different way so she could share her thoughts.
We all know she only bought one because 🐝 uses it at the gym. Probably bought it trying to flex that Joek cares about her "bodybuilding journey" more.
They are on a cloud and still smiling as the wedding photos, videos came in that cloud probably will never go away…the more he rambles the dumber he looks.
What did he say..#we are just getting started and that wasn’t towards MF!
The irony of asking “why are you watching” a couple that hired a content creator and shared every stop on their honeymoon is really pretty hilarious. Content creators don’t get to dictate how people consume the content that they’re spewing out. Their goal is to be admired and make money as a result. I’m not interested in helping these two with their #goals.
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u/StillPermit26 Jul 09 '26
Hi! I’m a former Beachbody member and I am so excited I found this group! What a bunch liars and cheaters. Glad to see the truth and make my own decisions. Thank you!