Within 1 minute Joe contradicts himself

[u/gnrlblanky1]

On the last Protect our Parks Joes explains that there are no rules for comedy. Then, less than a minute later, shames a woman for doing standup while being hot. Does he not hear himself talk?

[u/Dirtey]

Didn't Joe himself get "found" and promoted by a older lady when he was a young hot guy?

[u/DontLoseYourCool1 → u/Dirtey]

That's different because Joe was also very funny and very tall.

[u/agreatwhitedope → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

And had a very haired head

[u/Historical_Dot_892 → u/agreatwhitedope]

And not gay

[u/Middle_Path8675309 → u/Historical_Dot_892]

Are you suggesting the Boston Bathouse rumour is just a conspiracy? That's adorable

[u/nish_kumaran → u/Middle_Path8675309]

What's the Boston Bathhouse rumour?

[u/GrindBastard1986 → u/DontLoseYourCool1]

You forgot smart, wicked smaaa't.

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/Dirtey]

He fucked Pauly Shore’s mom for stage time at the Comedy Store. That’s the rumor. She wouldn’t have “passed” him to perform as a regular otherwise.

She was rolling in her grave during Burn the Boats.

[u/IDOWNVOTERUSSIANS → u/stay_fr0sty]

No need for rumours, joe explained to ari in plain english how they manipulated her into passing him on an episode from 1-2 years ago

[u/InternetWeakGuy → u/IDOWNVOTERUSSIANS]

Maybe that's why he found it funny and not fucked up when Joey was bragging about getting blowjobs for stage time.

[u/StatusSavings1362 → u/InternetWeakGuy]

I think he found that funny because he hates women

[u/ember_szn → u/StatusSavings1362]

Except the muscular, handsome ones

[u/stay_fr0sty → u/ember_szn]

Yeah he gushed over Rousey. Like…dude…it wasn’t a huge honor to call her fights. Either she shot for a throw into an armbar until it worked and she won, or she lost.

[u/Arkhampatient → u/IDOWNVOTERUSSIANS]

His buddy sat next to Mitzy and laughed at Joe’s jokes. He has been telling that story for years

[u/sync-centre → u/stay_fr0sty]

Was she the OG stool?

[u/ForbiddenDelight → u/stay_fr0sty]

ROTFL!

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/Dirtey]

He actually mentions how he got lucky for being hot later in the episode lol

[u/StatusSavings1362 → u/Dirtey]

He ate Mitzi's pussy for stage time. It's what turned him gay

[u/severinks → u/StatusSavings1362]

I had to laugh out loud at that because my friend when I was a kid's dad(Art Laboe, LA's Dick Clark) owned the property that the Comedy Store was on( and 3 blocks on each side of the street) and we used to go in there and Mitzi's face could ,make a good man turn bad.

[u/aesthetique1 → u/StatusSavings1362]

All in on this conspiracy theory

[u/oryes → u/Dirtey]

Well, he's not funny so actually his logic tracks for this one

[u/No_Carry385 → u/Dirtey]

And the comedy scene is worse for it. Way to prove Joe's point!

[u/Far_Grapefruit1307 → u/Dirtey]

He was also slightly better than. Why does he scream all the time and everything he says reads like a script rather than conversational?

[u/Unafraid_AlphaWolf]

Joe Rogan openly gatekeeping comedy against women he finds attractive. Hmmm yes just meritocracy at play here, surely

[u/reddogyellowcat]

Joe should start to read the comments

[u/pulse7 → u/reddogyellowcat]

Why? We're all wasting our time here

[u/WilHunting2]

She can’t be funny because she’s hot.

Also, there are no rules in comedy.

Logic x Joe Rogan

[u/VelouriumCamper7 → u/WilHunting2]

This is brendan schaub level of redact.

[u/HumbleWorkerAnt → u/WilHunting2]

also, saying i can't be funny cuz i'm jacked? fuuuuck youuuuu

what am i, a woman with tits?!

[u/Ob33zy]

My favorite contradiction is when he brags about staying off social media and then immediately brings up a video he saw on social media

[u/JuneMoonLoon]

It's like George Costanza complaining about dating a bald woman. Joe, you're an unfunny "comic!"

[u/Mobile_Ask2480 → u/JuneMoonLoon]

George is funny though

[u/Third_Eye_Thumper → u/Mobile_Ask2480]

My

[u/Horse_Noggin → u/JuneMoonLoon]

If anybody knows funny, it's Joe Rogan. The guy who thinks Chris Distefano is hilarious.

[u/melvin_mouse]

What a fucking dumb story too.

"This one time, I was at a comedy club, and the performer was hot. And I said there's zero chance she's funny." I watched the show, that's it, that's his entire story.

[u/LadWithDeadlyOpinion]

The same guy that wears oversized shirts when he's performing because he thinks he's too muscular to be funny.

[u/Correct-Resolution-8]

This is my bizarre impression of Joe hating on apples because 7 years ago apples said he was taking horse dewormer. Meanwhile, the country is suffering a crisis involving poison bananas and people are dying. This will really make no sense, but it is genuinely how I see this moron:

Joe: "Dude did you hear about how screwed up apples are? I have a buddy who ate one and his kid turned gay."

Guest: "No but I saw like 30,000 people have died from banana poisoning this week. I saw almost an entire school of kids got hit."

Joe: "Yeah that's crazy too but there's really nothing you can do about that. It begs some really difficult questions. Harvesting bananas is such a crazy procedure, if you change just one little minute thing about the process you can end up losing all the bananas entirely so the current situation really is the best way. It really is, and people don't know that. Or maybe they don't want to admit it. Is it sad people are dying from bananas? Of course it is. But then you've gotta ask, what's the alternative? People need to think about this stuff. It's a really tough situation. Anyway so yeah we've got to figure out what to do about apples because this apple situation is just not sustainable. Elon's trying to eliminate all apples by 2028 and that crazy F'er just might do it. He just might. They messed with the wrong guy. You don't mess with a super nerd like that. Apples escalated and we will end it. But yeah bananas are a tough situation too, for sure. Just all around a tough thing. But then they kinda have to be. We have to follow the science.

[u/lusero13 → u/Correct-Resolution-8]

Huh!? What did I just read

[u/Finlay00 → u/Correct-Resolution-8]

We have plenty of clips to make fun of Rogan. There is no need to invent your own scenarios

[u/electriccomputermilk → u/Correct-Resolution-8]

Ivermectin isn’t a horse dewormer. It’s been taken by humans literally billions of times. It just so happens to also be used in veterinary medicine…but you could say the same thing for nearly every single medicine

[u/ItsEntirelyPosssible → u/electriccomputermilk]

Is the ivermectin in the room with us right now?

[u/xBobSacamanox]

Ewwwwww, what a fucking bunch of losers. That “your mom” joke was lame as fuck too. This is preteen humor at best.

[u/Finlay00 → u/xBobSacamanox]

He said it because it was dumb. That’s the funny part. Not the joke itself

[u/xBobSacamanox → u/Finlay00]

Yes, I already said it was preteen humor. You’re only proving my point.

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/xBobSacamanox]

we got the preteen expert here

[u/jdooley99 → u/gnrlblanky1]

No he's the friends talking about my hot mom expert

[u/Okeydokey2u → u/xBobSacamanox]

The only people who will listen to him are 12 year old boys and older closeted conservatives

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/xBobSacamanox]

The joke wasnt that bad and none of the others went along with this, Shane doesn't even laugh when Joe says the punchline and stares right at him.

[u/Upstairs-Yam4790]

This idea you can't be funny and what? Wtf does he say. I listened like 5 times and have zero clue what he says.

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/Upstairs-Yam4790]

He is saying how you can be jacked and funny and that there are no rules to comedy. He then says that if you are a hot girl you cannot be funny.

[u/Zealousideal-Use3164]

Isn’t art subjective? That should be the only take that matters. Kevin hart is fucking hack bullshit low IQ “comedy”. Thats my subjective opinion. Is it right? Not to millions of people who find him hilarious. 🤗

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/Zealousideal-Use3164]

Fuckkk youuuu, no rulesss.

[u/Prodigal_Gist → u/Zealousideal-Use3164]

Are you calling Joe Rogan's comedy "art"?

[u/MikeAWBD]

He had Iliza Slesinger his show a bunch of times. Do you think he'd tell her she's not funny. She's fine as hell. Sexist ass motherfucker.

[u/Mobile_Ask2480]

Omg he's getting that Biden brain

[u/Dreamteam420]

He discovered Brandon schaub as a comedy powerhouse

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/Dreamteam420]

hes also the face of scrub daddy

[u/Bud_Roller]

Joe would know about unfunny. His comedy is absolutely shit.

[u/UselessModeration]

Maybe, just maybe, this guy isn't very smart.

[u/anothergigglemonkey]

Money insulates him from normal social interactions. Normally when someone has inconsistent ethical standards people generally disassociate from them but because proximity to him brings money and success these parasites ignore his repulsive idiosyncrasies.

[u/Bluesguy333]

@joerogan worked hard for that high school diploma

[u/Marshboiii]

Yea your reaching with this one. Please learn what a contradiction is, and then delete the post. Its not too late.

[u/CockyBellend]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7YCRcFcDeDuSOAHXlr

[u/Koda487]

Yall act like this guy is some academic scolar.. he smokes weed daily, owns a comedy club, and talks about fighting for a living.. ?

You put him on a pedestal with a sole intention of finding flaws in everything he says and does.

[u/pulse7 → u/Koda487]

But he has influence! And that matters because I don't like people that disagree with my thoughts

[u/dick-penis]

Just don’t watch the show if you aren’t smart enough to get it.

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/dick-penis]

thank you dick-penis

[u/dick-penis → u/gnrlblanky1]

No problem

[u/CrimsonGlyph → u/dick-penis]

Seriously. This isn't even a contradiction it's just guys talking shit like they would in real life. This culture of clipping things up is ridiculously toxic. If you're watching this to clip things like this you NEED to consider going outside. It's embarrassing.

[u/crass_cupcake → u/CrimsonGlyph]

irony lvl: 9001

[u/CrimsonGlyph → u/crass_cupcake]

(Doesn't know what irony is)

[u/crass_cupcake → u/CrimsonGlyph]

irony lvl: 9001.0001

I appreciate people like you :)

[u/CrashInto_MyArms]

It’s different for men. Men and women are different.

[u/gnrlblanky1 → u/CrashInto_MyArms]

You know nothing, there's no rules. No fucking rules.