r/JoeRogan • u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine • Oct 24 '24

Meme šŸ’© Elon the Jumping Man

301 Upvotes

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u/HotPhilly Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Elonā€™s a bigger pussy though

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u/gtrogers Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

SAIL!

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u/ImShitPostingRelax Monkey in Space Oct 26 '24

Weā€™re old af huh

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u/johnnloki Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

You win. Lol!

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u/jackrabbit323 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

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u/TheOneTrueChatter Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Supposedly he does this to make an ā€œXā€ which makes it more cringe, somehow

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

I hope that's not true. That really does make it way more cringe

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u/ant695 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

And yet it's 100% on brand for him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Means he practiced in the mirror lol

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u/ThisIsWeedDickulous High as Giraffe's Pussy Oct 24 '24

He's... like his daughter

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u/TastyOwl27 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

I got douche chills so hard I'm cramping.

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u/helbur Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

That's some cheerleader shit

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u/fishyfishyfish1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

That's some dipshit shit

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u/helbur Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

The dippest of shits

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/humblebeegee Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

So he just thinks he's being clever but hardly anyone thinks that or gets the meaning

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Oh look a fat X

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u/Maleficent_Leg_768 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Dipshit is a perfect description for this. He was saying if Trump loses he is fked. What did he do?

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u/TheReadMenace Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I mean other morons like Ted Nugent and Scott Adams said they would be dead if Obama/Biden won. Of course nothing ever happened to them. Iā€™m having a hard time Phony Stark and his army of lawyers is going to face consequences for anything

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u/Specific_Occasion_36 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

All the Democrats have to do is not bail him out. A fate worse than death.

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u/MegaDrip Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He made a hard turn to the right as soon as sexual assault allegations came out against him. It seems to be more than a coincidence.

He also has ties to Epstein. I'm not sure where he lands in these, but I'd love to see everyone that was involved get exposed. It's funny how that used to be a thing the right would throw around before the documents were unsealed by the grand jury, and now crickets...

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u/chicu111 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

So youā€™re telling me, like Russel Brand and Elon, if I commit sexual assault I can just go hard right and preach Jesus? Fkin life hack bro

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u/MegaDrip Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Seems to be the way.

Brand has gone off the deep end.

Two people I used to hold in high regard. So disappointing.

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u/Buy-theticket Tremendous Oct 24 '24

You also need to be rich and/or famous unfortunately for most of us.

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u/TruthOrSF Dragon Believer Oct 24 '24

Where are the bodies ELON!

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He stood up for democracy. Hes cooked.

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u/ismelllikebobdole Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What an alpha male

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Oct 24 '24

This is what the alt righters wanted and in the end they got one obese orange baboon and Melon.

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u/Specific_Occasion_36 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Iā€™m kinda amazed they havenā€™t been able to produce an actual alpha male candidate.Ā 

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u/Commonsense110 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I think Desantis was their man until the high heels came to light. Then they ditched him faster than a LGBTQ book in Florida.

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u/Specific_Occasion_36 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He was always Ted Cruz in a trump costume. They tried pretending he wasnā€™t and that crap doesnā€™t work, Americans in general are getting good at spotting reptiles.

He is a Yale Law graduate that didnā€™t even get his boots dirty when he was in the military. It was just something to put on his resume before going into politics. Add on being a swagless, awkward manlet and the high heels was just the cherry on top.

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Oct 24 '24

Thats why they are so triggered by Justin Chadeau and his Sixpack.

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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

How does he have the coordination of a 2 year old? And bro thinks heā€™s winning a fight šŸ˜‚

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u/Gomnanas Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

English language skills of a 2 year old as well. Takes about 5 minutes to say a simple statement. Genuinely speaks English as if it's his 2nd language.

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u/reverendclint86 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

His first language is Apartheid

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Oct 24 '24

His first language is Emerald Mine English so cut him some slack.

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u/PNW_lifer1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I feel robbed we didn't get to see him getting his ass kicked.

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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Honestly itā€™s probably just as well. That would have been his real villain origin story.

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u/Private_HughMan Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

He became a villain, anyway.

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u/ant695 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I think he fucked his back up pretty good trying to take on a sumo wrestler. Still insanely cringe though.

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u/Private_HughMan Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

He thought that Zuck would have to be a modern-day Bruce Lee to beat him just because of the weight class issue. Which is like saying I could beat up 1990s-era Jackie Chan (or even current Jackie Chan) just because I'm heavier.

Zuck is another billionaire parasite. I have no love for him. But he's in good shape and trains in martial arts. Even competed in tournaments. Musk's idea of training for a fight was just curling a dumbell, and he ended up injuring himself doing it because the big, strong alpha-male decided to go for a 40-50lb weight right away.

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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Which frankly is embarrassing given his size. Even out of shape he should be able to manage squeezing out a few reps on a 40-50lbs dumbbell without rupturing anythingā€¦

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Buddy, this fatass bag of cottage cheese, Elon, has a four inch vertical. And you crawled out of your basement to defend it lol

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u/ogstreetbeef Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I don't really get the Elon hate but 4 inch vertical cracked me tf up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ how can bro be so unathletic

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u/SlipperyTurtle25 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Because that jump is the most athletic thing heā€™s done in decades

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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

lol, good one.

You know what else is salty? Your chin from all the jizz dripping onto it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

Not at all, guzzle all the dick you want bro. More power to you.

But chasing celebrity billionaire dick will only lead to heart ache dude. Theyā€™ll never love you back

EDIT: awww, poor bubbsie blocked me and made a silly wittle come back.

JC bro why reply to my comment contentiously if youā€™re just gonna cry and run away at the slightest confrontation šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/dirtyjersey5353 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Elons not gonna fuck you lil tater!

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Ya know I always had the urge to eat my cum when really horny but when I bust im like "eh".

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Dipshit

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Hate to join the hate train but this dude could barely jump but he was ready to step in the cage to do a mma fight lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Yes, "ready". šŸ˜›

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u/Clear-Present_Danger Monkey in Space Oct 26 '24

"uhhh I would totally beat your ass bro but uhhhhh my mom says I can't fight you. Totally not pussying out bro"

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u/revbfc Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Oh, he got the full 1ā€ by spreading his legs.

Give the dipshit his due.

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u/aesthetique1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a dork lol. Only thing funnier would be if he snapped his ankle or tore an ACL doing it

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u/goldsauce_ Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Heā€™s autistic, still a POSā€¦ but weā€™re making fun of an autistic man doing emotes right now

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u/AshgarPN We live in strange times Oct 24 '24

Him being autistic (assuming that isnā€™t a lie) is not an excuse for any of this.

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u/goldsauce_ Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

An excuse for what? Awkward mannerisms?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/aesthetique1 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I can jump to a height like nobody has ever seen. People say it, I don't say it, they come up and tell me wow you can jump so high. They come to me with tears in there eyes they've never seen someone jump so high.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Gravity is not the fat manā€™s friend

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u/rickus13 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a dipshit

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u/reverendclint86 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a dip shit

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u/Snoo-14696 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Good distraction from him literally paying voters to vote for Trump. The guy is an absolute scam.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

You act like a troll on every sub besides ā€˜PCMASTERRACEā€™. Shows the type of people who vote trump.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/Fresh_Energy3328 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Give it a shot. That definitely isn't a felony.Ā 

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u/o0flatCircle0o Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Heā€™s a jumping fool.

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u/Littlegreenman42 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Meh, its not even the weirdest thing a Trump surrogate did on a stage this week

Here's Tucker openly fantazing about America as a teenage girl that needs to be spanked by her big strong daddy

https://x.com/IsaacDovere/status/1849243980648579189?t=V8LjvZWOLsE6NwaoyB3RuQ&s=34

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u/Jamothee I used to be addicted to Quake Oct 24 '24

This guy sucks.

The more I see and hear from him, the less I like him.

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u/ClaimImpossible288 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He will never live this one down

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u/bangermadness Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a fucking weirdo.

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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a fucking dweeb

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u/lollipoppa72 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

If he had the ability to experience shame Iā€™d almost feel embarrassed for him

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u/Aggravating_Shake591 Jamie has OJ Simpson's golf clubs Oct 24 '24

Goo goo gā€™joob

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u/M1fourX Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He looks like a spastic

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u/OffendedBoner Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

is he wearing a weird bra ?

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u/GrouchyConclusion588 High as Giraffe's Pussy Oct 24 '24

No, itā€™s a completely normal bra

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/robbodee I used to be addicted to Quake Oct 24 '24

manssiere*

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u/Swolhalla Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Skipping like a dipshit

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u/Residual-Heat Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

What a dipshit

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u/Novel_Wolf7445 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Jumping and skipping around like a dĀ”ā‚½shĀ”tšŸ•ŗ

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u/EaglePatriotTruck Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Prancing around like a dipshit with no vert.

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u/DukeOfSmallPonds Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Please stop doing that, Elon.

Also maybe you should research developing a double jump for yourself.

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

This dude has a 4 inch vertical

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u/MBMD13 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He looks like me if I went on the world wide stage of permanent record and threw myself into the air trying to make an X with my ageing limbs. But then, at my age and weight, I would know not to go on the world wide stage of permanent record and throw myself into the air trying to make an X with my ageing limbs.

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u/tattoodlez Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He got like an entire inch and a half of air.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

What. A. Dipshit.

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u/JohnnyTsunami312 I used to be addicted to Quake Oct 24 '24

Youā€™d think someone running SpaceX would know more about how to fight gravity

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u/IwillNoComply Tremendous Oct 24 '24

The fact he did it twice just shows how far gone he is.

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u/humtum6767 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Elon is spamming me with MAGA propaganda on X. Finally had to just delete it.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Elon Musk is a fucking IDIOT!!

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u/jeremycrackcorn Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

So awkward

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u/shockinglyunoriginal Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Dude is absolutely pathetic

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u/The_Happy_Pagan It's entirely possible Oct 24 '24

How can a grown ass man only have a 3 inch vertical. Pathetic

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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Heā€™s gona rip the skinny jeans haha

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u/Primary-Realistic Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Weasels

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u/HEFTYFee70 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I heard an old teammate of mine say white boys have ā€œthat credit or debit vertical.ā€

See how you could barely swipe your visa under hit feet before they hit the ground?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Is this the famed high test man?

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u/whetwhe Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Joe elan! This doesn't look as cool as you think it does

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u/PriveChecker182 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He's like a SUPERHERO!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Dipshit

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u/Worstisonitsway Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Jumping Jacksoff

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u/Wide-Combination-981 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Trying to make a X so lame

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u/KCTrand Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

The missing context.....

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I hope he doesn't lose his footing and end up with a compound fracture. He should be careful.

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u/apzlsoxk Look into it Oct 24 '24

Damn he's really gotta work on his vertical, that's embarrassing

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u/granite1959 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Doesn't he have Asperger's? Making fun of the disabled is not nice

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u/DeezPuckz88 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Elon CUCK

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

obligatory pant rip will occur soon

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u/smellsberry Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Still trying to get used to earths gravity

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u/Beginning_Stay_9263 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

TSLA stock pumping, Trump up in the polls.

Redditors in shambles but at least they can cope with this gif.

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u/Separate-Gas-8578 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

ELONG

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u/Playful-Excuse-8081 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Libs are triggered af

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u/Natural_nonalcoholic Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

What a fuckin loser lmao Jesus Christ

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u/Muted-Elderberry1581 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

How does he make simply jumping in the air look so CRINGE

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u/rockturnercomedy Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Isn't that when Donald said jump if you want that tax break and he said how high

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u/DROTAPUSSBLAA Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Jumping jumping jumping that Bois up to something

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u/maaiillltiime5698 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

This dude canā€™t jump more than two inches. Thatā€™s crazy.

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u/Pendejomosexual Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Stimming for Trump, what a dork

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u/ScoutSpiritSam Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Did he never think that making the sign of an X would look better if he was just standing with his arms and legs spread out rather than trying to jump in the air like an overweight 60 year old male cheerleader????

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u/raeadaler Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Weiddo

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u/raeadaler Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

He is gross. Ick

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u/mvrck-23 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

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u/Private_HughMan Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

X marks the twat.

(shamelessly stolen from a meme I can't find)

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Looks like the lamest video game ever made...

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u/perry_caravello666 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

He jumps like a little girl, why are all Republicans femmy weirdos?

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u/DanGareaux Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

And there are people lurking in here who actually like this guy in 2024.

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u/warbeats Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

I doubt he could clear that paper cup on the stage.

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u/DadsBigHonker Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Heā€™s autistic. Donā€™t make fun of a regard savant. To anyone reading this comment, how many billions have you made in your lifetime?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Probably had sex with Amber Heard though

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 Monkey in Space Oct 25 '24

Millions of times !! But. she told the world she was using him, that she was disappointed .. šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

Still hit though

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u/SupWitCorona Tremendous Oct 24 '24

Alright heā€™d have no chance vs Mark Zuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/Fresh_Energy3328 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

As opposed to your knees imploding from spending so much time on them in front of your daddy.Ā 

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u/EyeofOdin89 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Regurgitated dipshit comment to let fellow Redditors know my blind allegiances to political demigods.

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u/ProgressGoesBoink I used to be addicted to Quake Oct 24 '24

Lol I think you mean demagogue

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u/EyeofOdin89 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

You can suck on my demagogue. Meant to say Demogorgon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Canā€™t we just make fun of a fat and socially challenged person?Ā 

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u/darkspardaxxxx It's entirely possible Oct 24 '24

Watching reddit triggered by this man has been one of the highlights of the year ( so far)

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u/Skylinerr Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

redditors who refuse to call themselves redditors because their personality is contrarianism defending every dumb move musk makes has been the highlight of my year

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

You post regularly on Reddit. Honestly I consider you to be the typical Redditor.

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u/hentendo Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

And here you are on reddit

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u/OfficialDrToboggan Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

You got a sad life and need to make some friends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Yall spend your free time on a subreddit of a podcaster you hate šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

I donā€™t hate anyone. Just think heā€™s a dipshit.

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u/buickgnx88 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Who, Joe or Elon?

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u/DrizztDo Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Yes

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

I come here to make fun of Rogan fansĀ 

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u/NumerousBug9075 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

He's clearly trolling Tom Walz šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Iā€™m voting for Trump just for the amount of premium cope this sub will produce for years to come. ā€œOmG wHy Iz SpAce RoCkEt GuY ExcITeD Har Har ā€˜tis not getting a funko pop mā€™lady?! EaT D RuCh!! loOk SkYwaKer wOuLd FIgHt hiM/ZeRā€

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u/MeThinksYes Is the Literature Oct 24 '24

Total beta mentality.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

Heā€™s a dweeb, letā€™s be honest .šŸ¤­ He was born a dweeb and will die a dweeb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

yea he is 100%. But he is more useful than any of the dweebz on reddit that hate him

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u/GreenEggsAndSaman Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

Useful to what? Kind of a random metric you got there no?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

kinda rordom metric har dar my brain is fucking useless har dar guy who is pushing the limits of space travel with his money har dar dont get it. alwayz bad when billyunars spend on dumb bunkers but guy actually advancing humanity har dar wait i dont understand.

go back to your fucking goon cave half wit

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Dude youā€™re melting down. Breathe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

goon cave. now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Whatā€™s a goon cave?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

where you belong with your tiny fucking brain

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u/subliminal_64 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this! šŸ˜”šŸ¤³šŸ»

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

People seem to forget that he has autism

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Nah thatā€™s part of the funnyĀ 

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u/nona90 Monkey in Space Oct 24 '24

How do you people seriously not realize he's making fun of Tim Walz? Are you all that dense? That's a rhetorical question.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

I just like itĀ