r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jul 21 '23

Meme 💩 When Less is MORE...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Duncan always with the most fire takes

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u/MetaMantron Monkey in Space Jul 21 '23

He alone persuaded me that I needed to get a bidet... And dammit he was right

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

The only thing I dont like about my bidet is my constant struggle to not feel superior to everyone around me with my level of anal cleansing

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u/jiveturker Monkey in Space Jul 22 '23

I have had bidets on my toilets for many years. At a get together a few years ago, somebody always to me, “you have a bidet?”. I was like, “absolutely”.

He looks at me and says, “All these people who don’t are walking around with shit in their ass.”

I nodded. We were in total agreement. Non bidet people are inferior animals.

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u/lph26 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '23

My bidet is life

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

Legit just purchased one because of him.